Benji2049
@benji2049.bsky.social
Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.
Episodes 35 & 36 of my podcast drop today! Enjoy them on your platform of choice.
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Episodes 35 & 36 of my podcast drop today! Enjoy them on your platform of choice.
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Also, I launched a Patreon!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Kids today will never understand. The ‘90s. Grbl bleh mrrggh. Best decade. Bargl blem sok pbbbbbbt
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kids today will never understand. The ‘90s. Grbl bleh mrrggh. Best decade. Bargl blem sok pbbbbbbt
His name is Kenmore. He’s a warforged barbarian. His dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom are -1. He just wants to clean up this town. #dungeonsanddragons
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
His name is Kenmore. He’s a warforged barbarian. His dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom are -1. He just wants to clean up this town. #dungeonsanddragons
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Episode 34 of my podcast is now live. Today, I have the honor of sharing @prettylynne23.bsky.social’s “Dreaming of You." This is a beautiful narrative about grief and a passion deferred. I play a small role as the narrator’s deceased husband, who visits her in her dreams.
September 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Episode 34 of my podcast is now live. Today, I have the honor of sharing @prettylynne23.bsky.social’s “Dreaming of You." This is a beautiful narrative about grief and a passion deferred. I play a small role as the narrator’s deceased husband, who visits her in her dreams.
Episode 33 of my podcast is now live! I join @wkdfaerie.bsky.social for the final installment of "The A-Z of Kink."
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
August 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Episode 33 of my podcast is now live! I join @wkdfaerie.bsky.social for the final installment of "The A-Z of Kink."
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Episode 32 of my podcast is now live! Take a walk through the dream gallery in this audio collage of poems, prose passages, and memories. #podcast #malevoice
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Episode 32 of my podcast is now live! Take a walk through the dream gallery in this audio collage of poems, prose passages, and memories. #podcast #malevoice
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
I just spent the morning building this bookshelf and anchoring it to the wall. Now who wants to dad nap with me?
August 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just spent the morning building this bookshelf and anchoring it to the wall. Now who wants to dad nap with me?
A walk through a collection of romantic poems and prose passages. This is a handful of shorter works I've written over the last few months, stray shreds of dreams for you to wander through.
www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...?
www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...?
July 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A walk through a collection of romantic poems and prose passages. This is a handful of shorter works I've written over the last few months, stray shreds of dreams for you to wander through.
www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...?
www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...?
Episode 29 of my podcast, "Pose For Me," is now live on all your favorite podcatching services!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
RSS Feed - feeds.captivate.fm/benjis-eroti...
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
RSS Feed - feeds.captivate.fm/benjis-eroti...
July 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Episode 29 of my podcast, "Pose For Me," is now live on all your favorite podcatching services!
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
RSS Feed - feeds.captivate.fm/benjis-eroti...
Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF5...
Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Audible - www.audible.com/podcast/Benj...
RSS Feed - feeds.captivate.fm/benjis-eroti...
There was a technical issue with yesterday’s post, but you can still listen to it here - www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...
July 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There was a technical issue with yesterday’s post, but you can still listen to it here - www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...
What 6 years of love does to a best friend.
July 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What 6 years of love does to a best friend.
Good morning. #spicy #audionarrative #maleva #romanticaudio #meetcute #singlemom #maleaudio #audiocreators #audiobooktok #strangerstolovers
www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...
www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBung...
July 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
June 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Garum is my whole personality.
June 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Garum is my whole personality.
It was a smashing success. Kids want it to erupt in every color now.
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It was a smashing success. Kids want it to erupt in every color now.
That look
Out from under
Your searching eyes
Delicate and furtive
Like an animal caught
Wanting to be caught
That look
A question
Of intent
Holding the answer already
But
Unready to hear it
Now
That look
Answering to my look
Now
I need you
Now
Here
And
Now
Now
Now
Now.
Out from under
Your searching eyes
Delicate and furtive
Like an animal caught
Wanting to be caught
That look
A question
Of intent
Holding the answer already
But
Unready to hear it
Now
That look
Answering to my look
Now
I need you
Now
Here
And
Now
Now
Now
Now.
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That look
Out from under
Your searching eyes
Delicate and furtive
Like an animal caught
Wanting to be caught
That look
A question
Of intent
Holding the answer already
But
Unready to hear it
Now
That look
Answering to my look
Now
I need you
Now
Here
And
Now
Now
Now
Now.
Out from under
Your searching eyes
Delicate and furtive
Like an animal caught
Wanting to be caught
That look
A question
Of intent
Holding the answer already
But
Unready to hear it
Now
That look
Answering to my look
Now
I need you
Now
Here
And
Now
Now
Now
Now.
Velvet soft
The place where
My fingers pull you
Awake
Sunday morning
My breath on your neck
And then in your mouth
As the sheets
Curl
Rustle
Fold
Between you
Beneath you
And your hand
Grips my hand
At the place where
We merge
Making the sunlight wet
The place where
My fingers pull you
Awake
Sunday morning
My breath on your neck
And then in your mouth
As the sheets
Curl
Rustle
Fold
Between you
Beneath you
And your hand
Grips my hand
At the place where
We merge
Making the sunlight wet
June 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Velvet soft
The place where
My fingers pull you
Awake
Sunday morning
My breath on your neck
And then in your mouth
As the sheets
Curl
Rustle
Fold
Between you
Beneath you
And your hand
Grips my hand
At the place where
We merge
Making the sunlight wet
The place where
My fingers pull you
Awake
Sunday morning
My breath on your neck
And then in your mouth
As the sheets
Curl
Rustle
Fold
Between you
Beneath you
And your hand
Grips my hand
At the place where
We merge
Making the sunlight wet
It occurs to me that my posts have been pretty light on the smut lately. I’ll try to rectify that. #SinnerSaturday
June 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It occurs to me that my posts have been pretty light on the smut lately. I’ll try to rectify that. #SinnerSaturday
Alright, here’s the family’s first attempt at a baking soda volcano. Waiting for it to dry now. (Dad did most of the work when the kids realized how goopy papier mache is.)
June 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Alright, here’s the family’s first attempt at a baking soda volcano. Waiting for it to dry now. (Dad did most of the work when the kids realized how goopy papier mache is.)
Just be nice, boys. I hear girls like that.
June 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just be nice, boys. I hear girls like that.
What better way to end a hiatus than with an infernal collaboration with one of my favorite she-demons? All love to @residentmadam.bsky.social and the writer of this piece, @djmac1031.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...
www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...
June 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What better way to end a hiatus than with an infernal collaboration with one of my favorite she-demons? All love to @residentmadam.bsky.social and the writer of this piece, @djmac1031.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...
www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...
We spent the morning looking for rolly pollies, and now my 5 year old is the proud owner of Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, Odysseus, Penelope, Telemachus, Poseidon, Aphrodite, and Apollo.
May 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We spent the morning looking for rolly pollies, and now my 5 year old is the proud owner of Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, Odysseus, Penelope, Telemachus, Poseidon, Aphrodite, and Apollo.
#BookNerds may sympathize with me on this. The Great and Secret Show is not my favorite #CliveBarker novel and I’m not likely to read it again. It takes up so much space on the bookshelf. But I can’t donate it because I have a signed copy. So it must be preserved and protected!
May 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#BookNerds may sympathize with me on this. The Great and Secret Show is not my favorite #CliveBarker novel and I’m not likely to read it again. It takes up so much space on the bookshelf. But I can’t donate it because I have a signed copy. So it must be preserved and protected!