Benji2049
@benji2049.bsky.social
Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We’ll always have #pennies from heaven
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November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness #facts #dontgiveup #exercise
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November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well, folks, I did it. I spent all Sunday literally taking apart my dishwasher, pulling out all the hoses, cleaning the gunk out of the filters, trying to figure out why it wasn’t draining. And in the end I realized something important: I am, in fact, not a plumber.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Well, folks, I did it. I spent all Sunday literally taking apart my dishwasher, pulling out all the hoses, cleaning the gunk out of the filters, trying to figure out why it wasn’t draining. And in the end I realized something important: I am, in fact, not a plumber.
My 6-year-old: Can I have a pencil?
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My 6-year-old: Can I have a pencil?
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
Me: I don’t have any pencils in my car.
6: Then why do you have a bunch of notebooks in your drawer?
Me: Your logic has defeated me. You may have this pen as a trophy.
Obviously we know where I’m going #pinkponyclub
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November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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All the feels, live on Reddit.
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
All the feels, live on Reddit.
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
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#wkd #wkdfaerie #wkdaudios #wkdwilds #audio #eroticaudio #voiceactor #asmr
Kids today will never understand. The ‘90s. Grbl bleh mrrggh. Best decade. Bargl blem sok pbbbbbbt
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kids today will never understand. The ‘90s. Grbl bleh mrrggh. Best decade. Bargl blem sok pbbbbbbt
My 4-year-old: *starts sobbing because Elsa freezes solid in Frozen 2*
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My 4-year-old: *starts sobbing because Elsa freezes solid in Frozen 2*
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
Me: Are you serious? You’ve watched this movie 900 times. You know she’s fine.
My 6-year-old: *starts sniffling uncontrollably*
Me: What is happening right now?
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The next instalment of Benji and I getting in the pants
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[Mature Content] From the Wkdaudios community on Reddit: Get In My Pants AMA Part 1
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November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The next instalment of Benji and I getting in the pants
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Come listen to @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and I answer questions from you, the listeners!
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[Mature Content] From the GetInMyEars community on Reddit: Get In My Pants AMA Part 1
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October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Come listen to @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and I answer questions from you, the listeners!
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Two episodes into the new season of Hazbin Hotel and the vibe feels slightly off. But then #Gravity showed up and slapped the sass outta my mouth.
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Two episodes into the new season of Hazbin Hotel and the vibe feels slightly off. But then #Gravity showed up and slapped the sass outta my mouth.
Have you ever fallen in love with a dream? #dreams #malevoice #love #musing #lovers
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Have you ever fallen in love with a dream? #musing #malevoice #dreams #love #lovers
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October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Have you ever fallen in love with a dream? #dreams #malevoice #love #musing #lovers
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His name is Kenmore. He’s a warforged barbarian. His dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom are -1. He just wants to clean up this town. #dungeonsanddragons
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
His name is Kenmore. He’s a warforged barbarian. His dexterity, intelligence, and wisdom are -1. He just wants to clean up this town. #dungeonsanddragons
Debbie Reynolds is sexy AF in Halloweentown.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
an older woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
ALT: an older woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
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October 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Debbie Reynolds is sexy AF in Halloweentown.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Benji gives us two versions of this smutty smutty audio. What a guy 😉
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Benji gives us two versions of this smutty smutty audio. What a guy 😉
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Okay, I beat Hades 2. I can go back to making audios now. Or, right after I catch up on all the sleep I've been putting off since September.
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Okay, I beat Hades 2. I can go back to making audios now. Or, right after I catch up on all the sleep I've been putting off since September.
You may think you're a procrastinator. But have you ever written a 25,000 word manuscript, then stopped because you needed to watch 'Hannah & Her Sisters' for research purposes, and then just didn't do that and didn't go back to the manuscript for 9 years? I didn't think so.
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You may think you're a procrastinator. But have you ever written a 25,000 word manuscript, then stopped because you needed to watch 'Hannah & Her Sisters' for research purposes, and then just didn't do that and didn't go back to the manuscript for 9 years? I didn't think so.
People who don’t need to take time out of their Saturday to escort two extremely talkative kids with sensory issues into a smelly Chuck E. Cheese bathroom, I’m curious - what is that like? How is it? Is it good?
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
People who don’t need to take time out of their Saturday to escort two extremely talkative kids with sensory issues into a smelly Chuck E. Cheese bathroom, I’m curious - what is that like? How is it? Is it good?
Jane Goodall was a beautiful human being who believed wholeheartedly in the power of knowledge, empathy, and conservation. She made it her life’s mission to make the world a better place, and I know of few who were so tireless or optimistic in the pursuit of that goal.
JUST IN: Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
Jane Goodall, legendary primatologist, has died at age 91
Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
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October 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jane Goodall was a beautiful human being who believed wholeheartedly in the power of knowledge, empathy, and conservation. She made it her life’s mission to make the world a better place, and I know of few who were so tireless or optimistic in the pursuit of that goal.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #macbeth #shakespeare #death #monologue
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #macbeth #shakespeare #tomorrow #monologue #death
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September 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #macbeth #shakespeare #death #monologue
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I’m sorry to all you adorable #goths out there, but I’ve never been able to get into #CorpseBride. The animation is beautiful, but it’s such a nothing story. The pacing is ponderous, the plot is poor, and the direction is indistinct. In other words, it’s a Tim Burton movie.
September 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m sorry to all you adorable #goths out there, but I’ve never been able to get into #CorpseBride. The animation is beautiful, but it’s such a nothing story. The pacing is ponderous, the plot is poor, and the direction is indistinct. In other words, it’s a Tim Burton movie.