Ben Carland
@benjawoman4508.bsky.social
Cairns. Australia. Wife. Son. Dog. Beer. Wine. Food. Sports. Electricity. Wind Power? I'm a big fan. Not the biggest fan of the LNP tho.
Tbh I reckon this useless cunt getting a King's Birthday Award is the most fitting thing imaginable.
Scott Morrison will be given Australia’s highest award for service as part of the King’s Birthday honours. The awardee list is currently embargoed, but Crikey has obtained and is choosing to report on it.
Scott Morrison is getting Australia's highest honour despite a laundry list of scandals and embarrassments
Media have been circulated a list of every Australian set to get a King’s Birthday honour. Scott Morrison — whose legacy includes robodebt, multiple ministries and habitual lying — is the latest politician to be given the award.
www.crikey.com.au
June 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Tbh I reckon this useless cunt getting a King's Birthday Award is the most fitting thing imaginable.
I'm not paying for a subscription, but I reckon the options could be "raise", "hold", and "lower"....
May 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I'm not paying for a subscription, but I reckon the options could be "raise", "hold", and "lower"....
No spin by Peter Dutton can change the reality that he, and other Coalition members, lost their seats because they are massive cunts.
Australians were rightly disgusted at their behaviour.
We were proud to preference the Libs last, and tell Dutton to "fuck off"
Australians were rightly disgusted at their behaviour.
We were proud to preference the Libs last, and tell Dutton to "fuck off"
#auspol
Failed opposition politician Dutton projecting this was strategy and hard work, is a joke.
All they did was a Labor preference deal and Albo must've been wetting himself when it was proposed.
The post is not professional. It's vindictive and nasty from a defeated weak Zionist fan boy.
Failed opposition politician Dutton projecting this was strategy and hard work, is a joke.
All they did was a Labor preference deal and Albo must've been wetting himself when it was proposed.
The post is not professional. It's vindictive and nasty from a defeated weak Zionist fan boy.
May 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
No spin by Peter Dutton can change the reality that he, and other Coalition members, lost their seats because they are massive cunts.
Australians were rightly disgusted at their behaviour.
We were proud to preference the Libs last, and tell Dutton to "fuck off"
Australians were rightly disgusted at their behaviour.
We were proud to preference the Libs last, and tell Dutton to "fuck off"
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The people congratulating the ALP for not caring about genocide really tell on themselves.
They are the lot who would prefer the ALP now be even more LNP out of fear the party will lose seats in 2028 if it uses this win to do things in the ALP platform.
Time to grow a spine or f*ck off.
They are the lot who would prefer the ALP now be even more LNP out of fear the party will lose seats in 2028 if it uses this win to do things in the ALP platform.
Time to grow a spine or f*ck off.
May 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The people congratulating the ALP for not caring about genocide really tell on themselves.
They are the lot who would prefer the ALP now be even more LNP out of fear the party will lose seats in 2028 if it uses this win to do things in the ALP platform.
Time to grow a spine or f*ck off.
They are the lot who would prefer the ALP now be even more LNP out of fear the party will lose seats in 2028 if it uses this win to do things in the ALP platform.
Time to grow a spine or f*ck off.
Kinda cool how after a whole bunch of "get out of the cities and see what the people in rural communities REALLY want" gaslighting from the LNP during The Voice referendum, we got the Nats leader saying that getting back 1 (one) Inner City seat is reason enough to keep pushing nuclear.
May 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Kinda cool how after a whole bunch of "get out of the cities and see what the people in rural communities REALLY want" gaslighting from the LNP during The Voice referendum, we got the Nats leader saying that getting back 1 (one) Inner City seat is reason enough to keep pushing nuclear.
Can this result be the absolute fucking end of phrases such as "silent majority", "quiet Australians" etc?
Normally used as a self descriptor by the worst people in Daily Mail comments sections, these never silent people are definitely NOT part of the majority.
#ausvotes #ausvotes2025
Normally used as a self descriptor by the worst people in Daily Mail comments sections, these never silent people are definitely NOT part of the majority.
#ausvotes #ausvotes2025
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Can this result be the absolute fucking end of phrases such as "silent majority", "quiet Australians" etc?
Normally used as a self descriptor by the worst people in Daily Mail comments sections, these never silent people are definitely NOT part of the majority.
#ausvotes #ausvotes2025
Normally used as a self descriptor by the worst people in Daily Mail comments sections, these never silent people are definitely NOT part of the majority.
#ausvotes #ausvotes2025
May 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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The Liberal candidate for Wills:
Pleaded guilty to obtaining financial advantage by deception and was slapped with a $10,000 fine.
Peter Dutton refuses to comment.
How is this answer ok? #auspol
Pleaded guilty to obtaining financial advantage by deception and was slapped with a $10,000 fine.
Peter Dutton refuses to comment.
How is this answer ok? #auspol
April 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The Liberal candidate for Wills:
Pleaded guilty to obtaining financial advantage by deception and was slapped with a $10,000 fine.
Peter Dutton refuses to comment.
How is this answer ok? #auspol
Pleaded guilty to obtaining financial advantage by deception and was slapped with a $10,000 fine.
Peter Dutton refuses to comment.
How is this answer ok? #auspol
Good news everyone!
He won his tournament!!
Absolutely LOVE that for him 🥰😍🥳🎉
www.thedailybeast.com/surprise-sur...
He won his tournament!!
Absolutely LOVE that for him 🥰😍🥳🎉
www.thedailybeast.com/surprise-sur...
Surprise, Surprise. President Trump Says He Won Another Golf Tournament
The president confirmed the win to reporters aboard Air Force One.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Good news everyone!
He won his tournament!!
Absolutely LOVE that for him 🥰😍🥳🎉
www.thedailybeast.com/surprise-sur...
He won his tournament!!
Absolutely LOVE that for him 🥰😍🥳🎉
www.thedailybeast.com/surprise-sur...
Yes, these words all arranged in this order are something that comes as a "shock" to the Herald Sun.
April 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Yes, these words all arranged in this order are something that comes as a "shock" to the Herald Sun.
Peeling carrots is probably the biggest waste of time in the kitchen.
April 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Peeling carrots is probably the biggest waste of time in the kitchen.
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Stay safe Queensland !!!!!!!!!!!! Except for Bruce Lehrmann
March 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Stay safe Queensland !!!!!!!!!!!! Except for Bruce Lehrmann
"Oh, but I never thought the Tigers would eat MY face...."
March 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Oh, but I never thought the Tigers would eat MY face...."
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March 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"... And then the YU-KRAYYY-nean President was very nasty, and he asked a lot of nasty questions. And alot of those nasty questions were related to my T-shirt, and I thought those nasty questions were already answered by my T-shirt... And, uhhhh....it was very disrespectful by him..."
February 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"... And then the YU-KRAYYY-nean President was very nasty, and he asked a lot of nasty questions. And alot of those nasty questions were related to my T-shirt, and I thought those nasty questions were already answered by my T-shirt... And, uhhhh....it was very disrespectful by him..."
"Why are you talking to Russia and China more than your European Allies?"
"Well, uhhhh.... Europe need to pay more money."
Some outstanding work here.
Modi must be pissing himself.
"Well, uhhhh.... Europe need to pay more money."
Some outstanding work here.
Modi must be pissing himself.
REPORTER: Today you talked about having 3 way talks with Xi and Putin. What do you say to European leaders who say you're more keen to speak to America's adversaries than allies?
TRUMP: We told the European Union and NATO people you have to pay more money, because it's unfair what you're doing
TRUMP: We told the European Union and NATO people you have to pay more money, because it's unfair what you're doing
February 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Why are you talking to Russia and China more than your European Allies?"
"Well, uhhhh.... Europe need to pay more money."
Some outstanding work here.
Modi must be pissing himself.
"Well, uhhhh.... Europe need to pay more money."
Some outstanding work here.
Modi must be pissing himself.
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To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:
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It was a Dec press release. Lol
www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
Government of Canada announces its plan to strengthen border security and our immigration system - Canada.ca
Today, the Honourable Dominic LeBlanc, Minister of Finance and Intergovernmental Affairs, along with the Honourable Marc Miller, Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship and the Honourable Ya...
www.canada.ca
February 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It was a Dec press release. Lol
www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
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The truth of January 6th can't be erased. Watch the pardoned criminals brutally attacking police inside the Capitol and see what some call 'patriotism.' No spin, just facts.
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/revisiting...
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/revisiting...
Revisiting January 6th: The Truth in Motion (Videos Of Pardoned Criminals)
Uncovering the Lies, Confronting the Violence, and Standing Firm for Democracy
adamkinzinger.substack.com
January 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The truth of January 6th can't be erased. Watch the pardoned criminals brutally attacking police inside the Capitol and see what some call 'patriotism.' No spin, just facts.
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/revisiting...
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/revisiting...
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The mental gymnastics of MAGA is hilarious! “How come MSN didn’t care when all these Democrats gave the Nazi salute?”
I tracked down 3/4 of the videos they’ve used as their “evidence” (see second post) & well…you can see for yourself. No nazi salutes 😀
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I tracked down 3/4 of the videos they’ve used as their “evidence” (see second post) & well…you can see for yourself. No nazi salutes 😀
(1/2)
January 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The mental gymnastics of MAGA is hilarious! “How come MSN didn’t care when all these Democrats gave the Nazi salute?”
I tracked down 3/4 of the videos they’ve used as their “evidence” (see second post) & well…you can see for yourself. No nazi salutes 😀
(1/2)
I tracked down 3/4 of the videos they’ve used as their “evidence” (see second post) & well…you can see for yourself. No nazi salutes 😀
(1/2)
The amount of braindead shit from the absolute worst people out there digging their heels in about "insisting" on keeping January 26th the date for Australia Day really feels like it's gone up a notch this year, particularly because the holiday will actually be observed on the 27th....
January 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The amount of braindead shit from the absolute worst people out there digging their heels in about "insisting" on keeping January 26th the date for Australia Day really feels like it's gone up a notch this year, particularly because the holiday will actually be observed on the 27th....
I love the conservative argument (happens here in Australia with Hanson and shit as well) that a mouthy racist arsehole voted into power is what needs to happen because they apparently fight for the people against the "elites" or some shit.
Men who who tried to revive their “masculine energy” by bending the knee…
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I love the conservative argument (happens here in Australia with Hanson and shit as well) that a mouthy racist arsehole voted into power is what needs to happen because they apparently fight for the people against the "elites" or some shit.