Benjamin M. Weilert | 📚📷🎥⛰️ 6X Award-winning author
@benjamin-m-weilert.com
#Indie #SelfPublished #Author, #Stock #Photographer, #Movie #Connoisseur, #Mountain #Climber (What does the 'M' stand for? Ask and you'll find out!)
I think life would be more magical if we had more Oompa Loompa songs when people mess up.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think life would be more magical if we had more Oompa Loompa songs when people mess up.
If you need a good gift idea for the ornithologists in your life, consider getting "The $1,300 Alphabet" for them for Christmas!
author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity
author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you need a good gift idea for the ornithologists in your life, consider getting "The $1,300 Alphabet" for them for Christmas!
author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity
author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity
If that's not an emergency, I don't know what is.
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If that's not an emergency, I don't know what is.
Peace was never an option.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Peace was never an option.
Here's my current mock-up. Likely to change in the future when I get closer to publication.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Here's my current mock-up. Likely to change in the future when I get closer to publication.
For those who might have dietary restrictions today...
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For those who might have dietary restrictions today...
With Black Friday coming up, a reminder...
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
With Black Friday coming up, a reminder...
O_o
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
O_o
Good thing he didn't say instant pot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Good thing he didn't say instant pot.
01001000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
01001000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001
If you have 45 degrees at school, you might just be an academic.
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If you have 45 degrees at school, you might just be an academic.
I might have to use that excuse.
"Sorry, I have to be Superman."
"Sorry, I have to be Superman."
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I might have to use that excuse.
"Sorry, I have to be Superman."
"Sorry, I have to be Superman."
There's a reason it's the geographic center of the USA.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There's a reason it's the geographic center of the USA.
They know what they did.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They know what they did.
Now if they'd only put my conversations on sale...
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Now if they'd only put my conversations on sale...
Not sure what to do with these crocodiles, though...
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not sure what to do with these crocodiles, though...
It's not commenting on the snow, just... *gestures at everything*
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's not commenting on the snow, just... *gestures at everything*
Modern politics, lol.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Modern politics, lol.
🤮
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
🤮
My kids got so much candy, I'm just now getting around to checking it.
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My kids got so much candy, I'm just now getting around to checking it.
"By the power of the moon, I will punish you" hits way harder than "One small step..."
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"By the power of the moon, I will punish you" hits way harder than "One small step..."
Making up some POG (pineapple, orange, guava) sorbet. So many interesting combinations from my award-winning ice-cream cookbook, “Stop Screaming!”
Get your copy here: author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #POG
Get your copy here: author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #POG
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Making up some POG (pineapple, orange, guava) sorbet. So many interesting combinations from my award-winning ice-cream cookbook, “Stop Screaming!”
Get your copy here: author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #POG
Get your copy here: author.benjamin-m-weilert.com/published-wo...
#Author #POG
To be honest, I want to dress up as Weird Al as well...
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
To be honest, I want to dress up as Weird Al as well...
OH YEAH?
OH NO!!!!
OH NO!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
OH YEAH?
OH NO!!!!
OH NO!!!!