beneze.bsky.social
@beneze.bsky.social
part-time cult guy
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We don’t talk enough about how Duolingo, as an attempt to undo the confusion of tongues that mankind was cursed with for building the Tower of Babel, is an affront to God
February 15, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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Drinking a cup of coffee and organizing some of my favorite stories in the NYT archives into various categories (you know: pets, poisoning, dentists, hats etc.) and came across one of my favorites, from Feb. 2, 1908.
August 20, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Gonna become the Crow King and my neighbors are going to hate me.
It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.

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August 20, 2023 at 2:38 PM
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welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
August 18, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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bruh I’m tired
August 1, 2023 at 10:35 AM
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trump: autechre, prefuse 73, we're looking at adding the boards of canada... biden: he won't put fennesz on the playlist. you won't be able to make him. wallace: mr president? trump: can't study to fennesz. too sleepy. not adding him.
July 29, 2023 at 8:44 AM
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July 28, 2023 at 1:52 PM