Bene
@benebeats.bsky.social
Uncertified Software "Engineer". Casual Gamer with Hardcore Tastes.
Formal: he/him | Casual: dude/bro
Formal: he/him | Casual: dude/bro
To be clear, both of these answers are incredibly annoying TO ME, let alone the listener. I think I’m going to start answering with “Yeah I looked at a lot of men for a long time.” I feel that’s both truthful and disincentivizes follow-ups lol
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Got the “Your style has changed!” comment/question from relatives over Thanksgiving and I didn’t have a stock answer so I mumbled something able rejecting a uniform and finding my favorite tee shirt. Which discounts the several years of research and introspection of masc/femme spectrum I’ve done.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To be clear, both of these answers are incredibly annoying TO ME, let alone the listener. I think I’m going to start answering with “Yeah I looked at a lot of men for a long time.” I feel that’s both truthful and disincentivizes follow-ups lol
bsky.app/profile/bene...
bsky.app/profile/bene...
Got the “Your style has changed!” comment/question from relatives over Thanksgiving and I didn’t have a stock answer so I mumbled something able rejecting a uniform and finding my favorite tee shirt. Which discounts the several years of research and introspection of masc/femme spectrum I’ve done.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got the “Your style has changed!” comment/question from relatives over Thanksgiving and I didn’t have a stock answer so I mumbled something able rejecting a uniform and finding my favorite tee shirt. Which discounts the several years of research and introspection of masc/femme spectrum I’ve done.
Boston only knows 4 songs. Da best city in da world.
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Boston only knows 4 songs. Da best city in da world.
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My wife says if I launch another membership portal I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
September 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My wife says if I launch another membership portal I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
We have to get more software developers in unions if for no other reason than to fix these unions’ terrible websites.
June 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We have to get more software developers in unions if for no other reason than to fix these unions’ terrible websites.
My gaze, once focused and present almost jubilant, immediately shifts to the wall behind you as the live band begins wailing “I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby”
June 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My gaze, once focused and present almost jubilant, immediately shifts to the wall behind you as the live band begins wailing “I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby”
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One more indie game with a completion time under 10 hours will fix me.
April 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One more indie game with a completion time under 10 hours will fix me.
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i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy
Living the American dream (getting a little drunk on a holiday and turning into a wife guy)
March 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Living the American dream (getting a little drunk on a holiday and turning into a wife guy)
The sun’s out, I went on a walk to a museum, sat for an hour at a brewery, took some workable photos, Austin FC beat LAFC. Good day.
March 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The sun’s out, I went on a walk to a museum, sat for an hour at a brewery, took some workable photos, Austin FC beat LAFC. Good day.
Showing my beautiful smart wife the Potion Seller video and confounding her by making her guess what award winning movie this man wrote
February 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Showing my beautiful smart wife the Potion Seller video and confounding her by making her guess what award winning movie this man wrote
I drink da beer
I ride da train
I ride da train
February 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I drink da beer
I ride da train
I ride da train
Can’t go any where these days without some kid gloving at me
February 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can’t go any where these days without some kid gloving at me
I’ve started a personal programming project (game dev), which generally means I’ll know the project inside and out because I’ve written every line. However, _someone_ has been writing the most unreadable code in this thing and when I find them they’re done-zo.
January 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’ve started a personal programming project (game dev), which generally means I’ll know the project inside and out because I’ve written every line. However, _someone_ has been writing the most unreadable code in this thing and when I find them they’re done-zo.
Full of oysters, beer, and an irrational fear of costumed mascots our hero stumbles into, what will be described to him later by an officer of the law from the side of his hospital bed, a small but raucous local furry convention taking place in the lobby of his hotel.
January 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Full of oysters, beer, and an irrational fear of costumed mascots our hero stumbles into, what will be described to him later by an officer of the law from the side of his hospital bed, a small but raucous local furry convention taking place in the lobby of his hotel.
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one day i want to decisively win an argument with the retort, “america runs on dunkin’.” i don’t care what the nature of the argument is or which position i have to take
January 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
one day i want to decisively win an argument with the retort, “america runs on dunkin’.” i don’t care what the nature of the argument is or which position i have to take
Moving from Texas to Massachusetts to regain the "shorts in all conditions" power I lost after middle school
January 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Moving from Texas to Massachusetts to regain the "shorts in all conditions" power I lost after middle school
My New Year's resolution to take a year off of Old School Runescape is going to be jump started by some of the worst leagues burn out I've ever gotten
December 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
My New Year's resolution to take a year off of Old School Runescape is going to be jump started by some of the worst leagues burn out I've ever gotten
Sonic 3 might be high camp and I might watch a 90 minute movie of Jim Carrey doing heists to terrible 2000's pop hits.
December 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Sonic 3 might be high camp and I might watch a 90 minute movie of Jim Carrey doing heists to terrible 2000's pop hits.
December 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Sonic 3 might be high camp and I might watch a 90 minute movie of Jim Carrey doing heists to terrible 2000's pop hits.
It's always a genuine delight when Josh is on Re:View. (Tim's great too)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Xc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Xc...
The Last Starfighter - re:View
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December 17, 2024 at 3:25 AM
It's always a genuine delight when Josh is on Re:View. (Tim's great too)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Xc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Xc...
Got told recently that I'm losing the medically necessary status on my -9.50 contact prescriptions within the next year. I'll have to find a new brand and line in the near future.
See y'all on the highway lol
See y'all on the highway lol
December 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Got told recently that I'm losing the medically necessary status on my -9.50 contact prescriptions within the next year. I'll have to find a new brand and line in the near future.
See y'all on the highway lol
See y'all on the highway lol
"No war but class war" Evil Dave says as he denies me entrance to his demon summoning meetup because I have a little gold trim on my shirt
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
"No war but class war" Evil Dave says as he denies me entrance to his demon summoning meetup because I have a little gold trim on my shirt