Ben Blanchard
@ben.thesweatervest.com
State o' Minnesota/ IT-Professional/ Former-PreMed/ Current President of @MNAtheists/ Extreme-Caffeine-Addict. I one day aspire to sleep... Also, SweaterVests!
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I don't get why people say cats attack them for doing belly rubs. I've been rubbing my belly for hours and my cat doesn't mind at all.
August 29, 2023 at 1:55 PM
I don't get why people say cats attack them for doing belly rubs. I've been rubbing my belly for hours and my cat doesn't mind at all.
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Don't get me wrong, Ted is a very sweet and attentive lover
The reason he is no longer invited to the orgies is because he insists on saying "thank you for coming to my Ted cock"
The reason he is no longer invited to the orgies is because he insists on saying "thank you for coming to my Ted cock"
August 10, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Don't get me wrong, Ted is a very sweet and attentive lover
The reason he is no longer invited to the orgies is because he insists on saying "thank you for coming to my Ted cock"
The reason he is no longer invited to the orgies is because he insists on saying "thank you for coming to my Ted cock"
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![[ID: text "Important Starfleet Maneuvers" Attached image is four panels as qydrants showing the Stargazer at warp, Riker sitting down, Voyager crashing into the time travel villain's space lab, and Pike hugging Una. Text on each "Picard maneuver: warp trickery" "Riker maneuver: Chair" "Janeway maneuver: hit it with the ship lol" and "Pike maneuver: Unabashedly care for the people in your life"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yfxbzxdronxe6wd7ssiq5ct6/bafkreialwz2ugw4acgcdss4giq6kjrq6y5u4znyvfkfdyfx4c7hxxvtbai@jpeg)