Ben, Onion enjoyer
@ben.sholdice.ie
This is my chair, this is my gun. This is for mooring-related disagreements, this is for fun.
This is the funniest, most online thing I have ever written.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? War crime.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is the funniest, most online thing I have ever written.
My wife when discussing my dancing: ‘sometimes I think you’re joking but you’re actually being serious’. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My wife when discussing my dancing: ‘sometimes I think you’re joking but you’re actually being serious’. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? War crime.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? War crime.
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The fact that so many people think celebrating the end of slavery in the US is “DEI” is actually clarifying of what they mean when they use DEI. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...
Juneteenth: How cities are scaling back celebrations after Trump-era DEI rollbacks | CNN
Despite Juneteenth’s status as a federal holiday, celebrations across the country are being scaled back or canceled, as organizers cite safety problems and mounting resistance to diversity, equity and...
amp.cnn.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The fact that so many people think celebrating the end of slavery in the US is “DEI” is actually clarifying of what they mean when they use DEI. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...
I’m really enjoying Sinead O’Connor’s work with Massive Attack. I wish they had recorded more together.
March 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m really enjoying Sinead O’Connor’s work with Massive Attack. I wish they had recorded more together.
He said song, not transcendent sonic perfection.
I think you meant Street Spirit
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
He said song, not transcendent sonic perfection.
Thanks wapo but I’ve got this one.
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wapo.st
March 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thanks wapo but I’ve got this one.
I can’t do this for another 4 years. Seriously, how is this all happening again?
January 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I can’t do this for another 4 years. Seriously, how is this all happening again?
So this is it for the next 4 years right?
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So this is it for the next 4 years right?
Airport thoughts: sometimes everything goes smooth with no drama. Get good headphones. People are amazing sometimes.
January 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Airport thoughts: sometimes everything goes smooth with no drama. Get good headphones. People are amazing sometimes.
We’re reclaiming the word krypto
December 20, 2024 at 5:17 PM
We’re reclaiming the word krypto
Crimes are back baby.
November 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Crimes are back baby.
Tmobile in the storm aftermath has been hugely disappointing
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Tmobile in the storm aftermath has been hugely disappointing
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
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You know some ppl watching the Tyson/Paul fight will be rooting for Jill Stein.
November 14, 2024 at 8:23 PM
You know some ppl watching the Tyson/Paul fight will be rooting for Jill Stein.
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It’s astonishing how quickly some men become radicalized when nobody laughs at their jokes.
November 12, 2024 at 4:08 AM
It’s astonishing how quickly some men become radicalized when nobody laughs at their jokes.
Went to the other place to ask some favorite posters to join Bluesky and reader I am happy to report they’re already here
November 14, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Went to the other place to ask some favorite posters to join Bluesky and reader I am happy to report they’re already here
Petition to declare November 14 ‘Onion day’ your new favorite national holiday
November 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Petition to declare November 14 ‘Onion day’ your new favorite national holiday
Does (did lol) infowars have a license for muse’s song Uprising?
November 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Does (did lol) infowars have a license for muse’s song Uprising?
Bluesky buckling under load…. This is a good sign
November 14, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Bluesky buckling under load…. This is a good sign
Guys there’s not a lot of silver linings these days. But the onion and you all coming over to Bluesky…. Pretty pretty good
a man with glasses is sitting on a couch and saying pretty pretty pretty good .
Alt: a man, Larry David, with glasses is sitting on a couch and saying pretty pretty pretty good
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Guys there’s not a lot of silver linings these days. But the onion and you all coming over to Bluesky…. Pretty pretty good
I’m scared about the future of nominating women. How do we fight the misogyny lurking in the heart of this country?
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I’m scared about the future of nominating women. How do we fight the misogyny lurking in the heart of this country?
Wanna come over to mine and listen to they might be giants all night?
November 2, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Wanna come over to mine and listen to they might be giants all night?
Happy “figuring out which candy my kid won’t notice” day to all those who celebrate
November 1, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Happy “figuring out which candy my kid won’t notice” day to all those who celebrate