Ben There
@ben-j-min.bsky.social
geeky gay incarnate 🌈 🫘 🌶️
Firmware engineer, DIY homeowner, cat dad.
Architect of dreams.
Firmware engineer, DIY homeowner, cat dad.
Architect of dreams.
Why are so many of you so horny on a MONDAY MORNING??
April 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why are so many of you so horny on a MONDAY MORNING??
Sorry/not sorry fellow visitors to James for my odeur du corps. It’s spring time after all!
March 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sorry/not sorry fellow visitors to James for my odeur du corps. It’s spring time after all!
A Fish Called Dildo
Ferris Bueller's Dildo Off
Dildo Runner
March 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
A Fish Called Dildo
This app needs a “no adult content” and “all adult content please” easy checkbox as it always serves differently from what I’m in the mood for
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This app needs a “no adult content” and “all adult content please” easy checkbox as it always serves differently from what I’m in the mood for
The AUDACITY of James to set this out before me and deny me access. Fuckin meat tease
March 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The AUDACITY of James to set this out before me and deny me access. Fuckin meat tease
Ope! They almost got me…
March 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ope! They almost got me…
Having the flu the last few days has sucked. And now I’ve given to hubs, which is his reward for taking care of me. Time for me to play daddy.
Getting drugs to treat it has been a nightmare. 8 hours of calls and hold music to finally get Tamiflu just shows the state of healthcares affairs we fare
Getting drugs to treat it has been a nightmare. 8 hours of calls and hold music to finally get Tamiflu just shows the state of healthcares affairs we fare
March 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Having the flu the last few days has sucked. And now I’ve given to hubs, which is his reward for taking care of me. Time for me to play daddy.
Getting drugs to treat it has been a nightmare. 8 hours of calls and hold music to finally get Tamiflu just shows the state of healthcares affairs we fare
Getting drugs to treat it has been a nightmare. 8 hours of calls and hold music to finally get Tamiflu just shows the state of healthcares affairs we fare
I have enough. I have a home, a job, a husband, my cats, my friends, and my hobbies. I don’t have it all, and some things that I do want, I won’t ever have, but I have enough, and long term contentment is borne from that. There are still goals, but that isn’t incompatible with gratitude for what is.
March 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have enough. I have a home, a job, a husband, my cats, my friends, and my hobbies. I don’t have it all, and some things that I do want, I won’t ever have, but I have enough, and long term contentment is borne from that. There are still goals, but that isn’t incompatible with gratitude for what is.
I’m so glad to have a nuclear shelter right around the corner. It gives me a glimmer of hope. And endless coca-cola
February 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’m so glad to have a nuclear shelter right around the corner. It gives me a glimmer of hope. And endless coca-cola
That ratio of “setting up the camera so I can show social media that I work out” to actually “doing the thing” is way outta whack for a lot of people
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That ratio of “setting up the camera so I can show social media that I work out” to actually “doing the thing” is way outta whack for a lot of people
It’s 1320 and I’ve napped thrice today 😊
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s 1320 and I’ve napped thrice today 😊
When she takes the one way door to the other side of the fence
February 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When she takes the one way door to the other side of the fence
I feel like I’m supposed to interact with this doorknob
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I feel like I’m supposed to interact with this doorknob
Ooooh, waking up at 3AM with ✨ norovirus✨
February 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Ooooh, waking up at 3AM with ✨ norovirus✨
Wait wtf is the difference between record of the year and song of the year? Did Kendrick just win the same award twice??
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wait wtf is the difference between record of the year and song of the year? Did Kendrick just win the same award twice??
You and me could have some bladder rants
Badder Romance
February 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You and me could have some bladder rants
Tuned in just in time for Shakira and SIIIIIIIIIIIIII REINA
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Tuned in just in time for Shakira and SIIIIIIIIIIIIII REINA
Ohhhhhhhh the Grammys!! Now catching up and YES ALL THE WOMEN AND ROARING SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE IT 👏
February 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ohhhhhhhh the Grammys!! Now catching up and YES ALL THE WOMEN AND ROARING SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE IT 👏
I feel like I missed a moment in pop culture while I was yelling at everything during this house project… uh… what did I miss? Something about… magic?
February 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I feel like I missed a moment in pop culture while I was yelling at everything during this house project… uh… what did I miss? Something about… magic?
This was a ✨ fucking nightmare ✨
It functions well enough. And will be cuter once I paint, since caulk and paint make what a carpenter ain’t (and man I ain’t great!)
It’s not much but it’s honest work.
It functions well enough. And will be cuter once I paint, since caulk and paint make what a carpenter ain’t (and man I ain’t great!)
It’s not much but it’s honest work.
Add the magnet back to the trim. It sticks the door HARD.
Cats aren’t opening this!!!
But it works… enough. Painting next weekend.
Cats aren’t opening this!!!
But it works… enough. Painting next weekend.
February 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This was a ✨ fucking nightmare ✨
It functions well enough. And will be cuter once I paint, since caulk and paint make what a carpenter ain’t (and man I ain’t great!)
It’s not much but it’s honest work.
It functions well enough. And will be cuter once I paint, since caulk and paint make what a carpenter ain’t (and man I ain’t great!)
It’s not much but it’s honest work.