how could you not be dazzled by a man who types like a middle school student who got hit in the head with a brick 15 minutes ago

it’s absolutely fucking pissing rain right now and it might stop by sunday, if we are lucky. it is dark, gray, and wet for the next six months, and it is hard on people who *live here*. godspeed, texans, your governor sent you here to kill yourselves.

he's not wrong!

give Breton players the option to become a forsworn maoist

the block function here is just odd in general tbh

you follow a couple dragon age fan accounts and this is what happens i guess

that and people who are perilously close to flashing me their junk

out of sheer laziness i just followed a bunch of lists when i made this account and was immediately dropped into the middle of some sort of ongoing yearslong beef between seemingly literally everyone vs some guy. in a way i almost enjoy the mystery.