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Jackie Beltaine
@beltainelady.bsky.social
Buddhist Witch, disabled yogi. Dog rescuer and Snow White's not as sweet sister. LGBTQIA+ and BLM ally. Unapologetically myself. If you're a Nazi -- eff off.
It’s been a while BlueSky. I’m currently in the middle of nowhere, Kansas, and thoroughly enjoying seeing the beauty of our country.
America the beautiful, indeed.
At least while it lasts. …
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ermagherd, Kangaroo!

My first time ever seeing a kangaroo. Up close. I was in Cave City, KY and had meant to camp at Mammoth Cave National Park, but since the RV sites weren't full hookups, I decided that for my first time "really" camping with Serenity should be with full hookups. I stayed at…
Ermagherd, Kangaroo!
My first time ever seeing a kangaroo. Up close. I was in Cave City, KY and had meant to camp at Mammoth Cave National Park, but since the RV sites weren't full hookups, I decided that for my first time "really" camping with Serenity should be with full hookups. I stayed at Cave Country RV Campground, a smallish but really nice campground - and with pull-in sites for big rigs.
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August 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The name “Jaxident” isn’t by Accident

Who's the intelligent but derpy person that lived ONE MILE from a Cummins (generator) service center and DIDN'T get the oil change/maintenance service she needed before leaving??? Me. That would be me. Now I get to locate a service center, and hope they can…
The name “Jaxident” isn’t by Accident
Who's the intelligent but derpy person that lived ONE MILE from a Cummins (generator) service center and DIDN'T get the oil change/maintenance service she needed before leaving??? Me. That would be me. Now I get to locate a service center, and hope they can fit me in while I'm nearby. Because instead of having it done while still living at home, I forgot and now need to make sure all is well before I start traveling in less populated areas.
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July 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's a good thing I wasn't outside when my mail carrier came. We have a habit of getting into conversations that make her at least 30 minutes late lol.
July 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When you’re reduced to begging for help bc your mattress is stuck in the doorway and no one answers. 😢
July 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The comments that are coming on the various media outlets stories about my "tirade" at the city council mostly have to do with my looks.
Yes, I'm fat. I'm tattooed. I was in a tank top and shorts (it's 90+ degrees, yo).
And yes, one can be a Buddhist AND a Witch.
But.... "gossipy"?
July 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh look. It me.
Alabama activist gives middle finger and drops "F" word in farewell speech to city leaders. She's leaving town for good but had a few things to say before she left. Here's the latest from Tarrant, Alabama.
www.al.com/news/birming...
Longtime activist’s parting shot to Alabama town council: A middle finger and some F-yous
Profane departing words and gesture from an activist highlights the town's long contentious political climate ahead of elections.
www.al.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I find it pretty telling that the same council members that got so offended by my flipping them off and saying "fuck you", didn't say a word when Council Man Tommy Bryant stood up and asked if there was a "House-N in here" -- only he used the full word, hard R.

Tarrant city council, always wrong.
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There’s nothing like addressing your city council and telling them all “F you” and flipping the bird.
Because when they’re all crap, you give them crap.
July 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by Jackie Beltaine
July 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why is it that when thunderstorms roll in, all I want to do is sleep?
June 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
OK Universe, when I said to myself that I wanted to get better about spiders, that DID NOT MEAN to have one WALKING ON MY PHONE as I picked it up this morning.
Ease into it.
Gods, you're a dick.
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Reposted by Jackie Beltaine
Bravo this sign.
June 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm watching the movie "Greenland" and now it all makes sense as to why DT wants to buy Greenland -- he thinks movies are real life, and when the apocalypse happens, he wants to make sure he owns the bunkers.
*SMH*
#idiotintheWH
May 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Welp, I've ordered books on foraging and wilderness survival. If I have to live off the land and hunt/fish, I'll at least have physical books to look at when the grid goes down or I'm forced to be off-grid.
Who knew I'd be spending my later years turning into a survivalist?
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's times like these that I'm happy that my daughter and her husband chose to be child-free. They won't have to worry whether their child dies from preventable diseases, teeth rot out of their mouths, gets sick from food that's deregulated, or just plain starves bc they can't find enough food.
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oops. I only meant to eat 1/2 of that gummy.
Guess I'm worthless for the rest of the day.

Who's gonna mow the lawn?!?!?!
April 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don’t wanna.
I don’t wanna go to the store.
I don’t wanna mow the lawn.
I don’t wanna do nuffin’.
I just wanna snuggle ma dawg.
Hmph.
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Reposted by Jackie Beltaine
If deporting US citizen children with cancer isn’t your redline, it’s time to reassess your priorities.
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just had my eyes dilated bc a new floater popped up yesterday. It’s not problematic atm, so now I have a new “friend” in my dominant eye and can look forward to one in my other eye at some point.
I’m 56. My body thinks it’s 78.
April 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Got a crazy wild storm outside, and a crazy storm brewing as I do some real investigative work for the Tarrant Tattler. (We don't have a BS presence as of yet.)
@newsmanbryant.bsky.social - this should be "fun".
April 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
In case things weren't horrible enough, now the WH is straight up lying about how #covid19 began.

Go check out the covid.gov page.
Yeah.
WTAF. #mindcontrol #resist
Lab Leak: The True Origins of Covid-19
THE ORIGIN “The Proximal Origin of SARS-CoV-2” publication — which was used repeatedly by public health officials and the media to discredit the lab leak
covid.gov
April 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yesterday, I cleaned the RV roof. It needs another pass, and now I have the sealant to apply.
But my body won't let me walk, much less climb a ladder.
Why does #fibromyalgia do this to me? Why can't I accomplish something 2 days in a row?
BC #fibrosux
#chronicpain #chronicillness
April 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Passed a cemetery with a sign that said, “Mother’s Day Headstone Sale”.

Here Mom, I got you a headstone. Happy Mother’s Day. 😝
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM