possum (it/its)
@beloved-marsupial.bsky.social
cause of death: reduced to shitposting
"extra dial? no thanks, i've only got the one"
*i am immediately electrocuted by my dom*
*i am immediately electrocuted by my dom*
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"extra dial? no thanks, i've only got the one"
*i am immediately electrocuted by my dom*
*i am immediately electrocuted by my dom*
vermin - colored pencil
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
vermin - colored pencil
our god - colored pencil
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
our god - colored pencil
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Reminder that we are a year into aggressive ICE raids and concentration camps, and there’s not a single example of local cops protecting people against this violence, kidnapping, or death.
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reminder that we are a year into aggressive ICE raids and concentration camps, and there’s not a single example of local cops protecting people against this violence, kidnapping, or death.
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"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
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personal prison
graphite on paper
graphite on paper
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
personal prison
graphite on paper
graphite on paper
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
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Just tried a frog-flavored beer.
You can really taste the hops.
You can really taste the hops.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just tried a frog-flavored beer.
You can really taste the hops.
You can really taste the hops.
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taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
bottom frog - colored pencil
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
bottom frog - colored pencil
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For the billionth time, Gavin Newsome is not the answer.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
For the billionth time, Gavin Newsome is not the answer.
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
me, preparing to do anything, ever:
so, what’s every possible thing that could go wrong
so, what’s every possible thing that could go wrong
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
me, preparing to do anything, ever:
so, what’s every possible thing that could go wrong
so, what’s every possible thing that could go wrong
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Good pussy should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Good pussy should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.
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PSA
It's ok to feed your autistic kid nuggets today.
It's ok to let your kid be alone in their room while the rest of the family is having dinner.
It's ok to let them be autistic without judgment.
They get enough of that from the rest of the world. ❤️
It's ok to feed your autistic kid nuggets today.
It's ok to let your kid be alone in their room while the rest of the family is having dinner.
It's ok to let them be autistic without judgment.
They get enough of that from the rest of the world. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
PSA
It's ok to feed your autistic kid nuggets today.
It's ok to let your kid be alone in their room while the rest of the family is having dinner.
It's ok to let them be autistic without judgment.
They get enough of that from the rest of the world. ❤️
It's ok to feed your autistic kid nuggets today.
It's ok to let your kid be alone in their room while the rest of the family is having dinner.
It's ok to let them be autistic without judgment.
They get enough of that from the rest of the world. ❤️
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
bark
this is a cry for help
this is a cry for help
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
bark
this is a cry for help
this is a cry for help
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
*spills cereal broth on my bed*
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
*spills cereal broth on my bed*
wdym the test was hard? i literally sat down at my desk, dissociated, and someone had filled in my answers so i turned that in!
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
wdym the test was hard? i literally sat down at my desk, dissociated, and someone had filled in my answers so i turned that in!
boundaries in kink are good and fun because if i ask a clarifying question instead of guessing i am rewarded with a good scene.
boundaries as an autistic child sucked ass because if i asked a clarifying question instead of guessing i got shouted at and then when i guessed wrong i got beat.
boundaries as an autistic child sucked ass because if i asked a clarifying question instead of guessing i got shouted at and then when i guessed wrong i got beat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
boundaries in kink are good and fun because if i ask a clarifying question instead of guessing i am rewarded with a good scene.
boundaries as an autistic child sucked ass because if i asked a clarifying question instead of guessing i got shouted at and then when i guessed wrong i got beat.
boundaries as an autistic child sucked ass because if i asked a clarifying question instead of guessing i got shouted at and then when i guessed wrong i got beat.