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Bek (don’t call)
@bekncall.bsky.social
Pre-Early Thirty’s 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈
I work in design and live my cats
PP won’t allow reporters to be on the same plane as him just like the USA orange? The patterns are pattering
March 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Does anyone take dating apps seriously anymore? I love rurally and there are no singles events near me, so it’s my only option
March 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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True story, can't have the plebs having anything like a reasonable life
January 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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My immediate assumption about anyone who complains about DEI or similar is that they actually can’t compete on a level playing field
January 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No one asked, but my farts smell like beef tacos and sour watermelon gummies
January 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Does anyone else deal with the dear they will be fired or let go every single day they go to work, and it’s led to mistakes? Any advice to fix it? #anxiety #career #job
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I love my cats, but not right after I’ve seen them go to the litter and won’t go cuddle with me right away.. at least wipe your paws on the carpet or something my dudes
January 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Radical thought: charging people to send messages/likes will kill your dating app (a broke single bitch that’s okay staying single)
January 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Decided to do a bday chart and yikes that’s lopsided #astrology
January 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My fourth party usb charger desperately waiting for me to plug my phone into it:

Me: constantly rotating through charging sex toys
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I hope cats crab
December 23, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Nothing like being awoken by your fat cat walking over your head and dragging his belly over your face
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Smug bastard 💕
December 20, 2024 at 5:22 AM
If I look really hard, I think I can link the rise of AI to but coin to 9/11 to a tree being cut down
December 20, 2024 at 5:21 AM
No one warns you how rare it is to have a cat boarder that your cats LOVE
December 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Why is everything ai
December 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
So rich people hide their sex toys too or does the maid have to plug in the rose toy every morning too?
December 11, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I just know Brian whataburger from is rolling in his cell reading policed thought the Adjuster was so professional
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
There is something wrong with Tim Hortons coffee, the sounds and sights my body offers after drinking their coffee is feral
December 8, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Hey friends, so my cat caught a dove and now we have a dove that can’t fly. Any bird keeping tips?
December 7, 2024 at 12:58 AM