🩷🦏🩷 Elizabeth VonSchnauzer 🩷🦏🩷
@beffers805.bsky.social
Happy and weird
Keith Morison and Moira Rose talk the same.
March 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Keith Morison and Moira Rose talk the same.
Rocky Raccoon is the best song ever
March 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Rocky Raccoon is the best song ever
My baaaaaaaaabies
March 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My baaaaaaaaabies
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
March 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
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They absolutely do. 💯
February 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They absolutely do. 💯
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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We are arms dealers to terrorists.
February 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We are arms dealers to terrorists.
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New:
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New:
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
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Amanda Zurawski, one of the Texas women who nearly died due to the states abortion ban, has been named one of Time’s Women of the Year.
February 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Amanda Zurawski, one of the Texas women who nearly died due to the states abortion ban, has been named one of Time’s Women of the Year.
AWWWWWW thanks babe!
February 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
AWWWWWW thanks babe!
What a perfect day to see double cloud hearts!
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What a perfect day to see double cloud hearts!
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The Oregon Trail generation speaks
I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Oregon Trail generation speaks
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being drunk right now is the difference between
“this is so fucking stupid” (terrified)
and
“this is so fucking stupid” (funny)
“this is so fucking stupid” (terrified)
and
“this is so fucking stupid” (funny)
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
being drunk right now is the difference between
“this is so fucking stupid” (terrified)
and
“this is so fucking stupid” (funny)
“this is so fucking stupid” (terrified)
and
“this is so fucking stupid” (funny)
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Good morning, besties 😌
February 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good morning, besties 😌