Folks we haven’t talked enough about Djaq the transmasc character from the 2006-2009 BBC Robin Hood series

Just running around in the woods with a sword takin out cops and bandaging up his buddies

I just love to see marketing pros phoning it in. You’re right, it’s not that serious. Make an unhinged ad. Just get your bag and go to lunch honey.

Ah another lovely morning time to ruin my mood with the internet

Just kidding hey did you know theres flowers outside

Hi everybody went dark briefly to go on a short vacation here’s me eating a breadstick in Times Square

Has someone examined whether there’s a correlation between the broad anxiety level of the public and the unhingedness of food brand collabs

Thanks for coming to my grouchy tweetstorm this evening, as a nightcap please enjoy these fake roses my mom gave me recently because she doggedly refuses to recognize Valentine’s Day as exclusively romantic and I love that about her

It’s not a brick officer it’s a Denver Salute

Damn y’all popped off I completely missed 420 AND 666

Welcome to my text based stream of consciousness it’s gonna be very cynical and not at all hinged

Genuinely though for this many people to follow a nearly blank account is flooring me. You’re real ones 🩵

Have they forgotten he started this?

Oh no the poors are approaching - quick, start editorializing about what a shameful no-no it is to be excited about an assassination