Beeves, but over here
@beevesoftime.bsky.social
Yes the one from tiktok
Pinned
*slaps roof* yep I rebuilt this baby so now she runs on just pure feminine rage
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
Some guy: “is this Tool?”
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Some guy: “is this Tool?”
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
“Release the Epstein files!”
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Release the Epstein files!”
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
If a country’s people have to turn out in record numbers and coordinate flawless grassroots effort every four (really two) years to narrowly stave off a catastrophic descent into fascism, that’s a failing state
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If a country’s people have to turn out in record numbers and coordinate flawless grassroots effort every four (really two) years to narrowly stave off a catastrophic descent into fascism, that’s a failing state
If we have a problem with kings we should have a problem with thrones
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If we have a problem with kings we should have a problem with thrones
Hahaaaaaa get rekt Kim Davis
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hahaaaaaa get rekt Kim Davis
Can my UK folks please chime in and explain for the class how it makes you feel that Trump is calling the violent ICE occupation of Chicago “Operation Midway Blitz”?
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Can my UK folks please chime in and explain for the class how it makes you feel that Trump is calling the violent ICE occupation of Chicago “Operation Midway Blitz”?
Do we think snowboard-daddling would be ski-daddling with an edgy rebellious style
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Do we think snowboard-daddling would be ski-daddling with an edgy rebellious style
I really think we should start thinking of careers as young careers vs middle aged careers
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I really think we should start thinking of careers as young careers vs middle aged careers
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
The way my design career absolutely took off when I entered my 30s purely because I started being taken seriously
And now I’m regretting not spending that time doing the fun jobs you do in your 20s
I do tend to give NYC grief for acting like it’s the center of the world — but I think it’s worth pointing out that it is basically a country by most economic and cultural measures. What happens in NYC is very important.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I do tend to give NYC grief for acting like it’s the center of the world — but I think it’s worth pointing out that it is basically a country by most economic and cultural measures. What happens in NYC is very important.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
Mamdani winning is internationally and historically significant.
Suburban stoplights have robbed so much life from me
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Suburban stoplights have robbed so much life from me
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
I was not born to sit in this left turn lane observing the pleasantries of the state for EteRnity
Celtic mythology be like
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Celtic mythology be like
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
“This man killed fifty hundred people with his teeth because he wanted their land and he’s so badass and cool”
“This woman suggested killing a dozen people because she is so evil and heartless, just like a woman”
Making friends with me is very easy you just have to A) look uncomfortable at a social gathering or B) notice that I’m uncomfortable at a social gathering
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Making friends with me is very easy you just have to A) look uncomfortable at a social gathering or B) notice that I’m uncomfortable at a social gathering
Actually wild that you don’t have to register bolt cutters
Like you can just walk into Home Depot and buy them in cash and then you just have the key to the city, untracked unsupervised
Like you can just walk into Home Depot and buy them in cash and then you just have the key to the city, untracked unsupervised
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Actually wild that you don’t have to register bolt cutters
Like you can just walk into Home Depot and buy them in cash and then you just have the key to the city, untracked unsupervised
Like you can just walk into Home Depot and buy them in cash and then you just have the key to the city, untracked unsupervised
“Ugh women see men as disposable”
babe where?? The hottest women I’ve ever met will pull a disheveled man out of a public ashtray and put years of effort into restoring him piece by piece like a rusted out Buick
“Yeah I have to keep bribing the HOA to let me keep him but it’s a labor of love 🤭🥰”
babe where?? The hottest women I’ve ever met will pull a disheveled man out of a public ashtray and put years of effort into restoring him piece by piece like a rusted out Buick
“Yeah I have to keep bribing the HOA to let me keep him but it’s a labor of love 🤭🥰”
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
“Ugh women see men as disposable”
babe where?? The hottest women I’ve ever met will pull a disheveled man out of a public ashtray and put years of effort into restoring him piece by piece like a rusted out Buick
“Yeah I have to keep bribing the HOA to let me keep him but it’s a labor of love 🤭🥰”
babe where?? The hottest women I’ve ever met will pull a disheveled man out of a public ashtray and put years of effort into restoring him piece by piece like a rusted out Buick
“Yeah I have to keep bribing the HOA to let me keep him but it’s a labor of love 🤭🥰”
“42 million people without food” needs to be investigated by international criminal court.
Someone needs to be deposed for this.
I cannot believe how demure and nonviolent we’re being about it.
Someone needs to be deposed for this.
I cannot believe how demure and nonviolent we’re being about it.
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“42 million people without food” needs to be investigated by international criminal court.
Someone needs to be deposed for this.
I cannot believe how demure and nonviolent we’re being about it.
Someone needs to be deposed for this.
I cannot believe how demure and nonviolent we’re being about it.
Living in a country with free speech means you can go out in public and say Marx had good points
Living in a country without free speech means if your president says Marx had good points, the US has them assassinated
Living in a country without free speech means if your president says Marx had good points, the US has them assassinated
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Living in a country with free speech means you can go out in public and say Marx had good points
Living in a country without free speech means if your president says Marx had good points, the US has them assassinated
Living in a country without free speech means if your president says Marx had good points, the US has them assassinated
If we put all rich people on blast for SA and abusive behavior the way we do with the famous ones, we wouldn’t have a restaurant industry anymore
To be clear, we should do that
To be clear, we should do that
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If we put all rich people on blast for SA and abusive behavior the way we do with the famous ones, we wouldn’t have a restaurant industry anymore
To be clear, we should do that
To be clear, we should do that
What if everybody bought everyone a poetry book for Christmas this year
Imagine if that just became a thing and all of a sudden the writers who all lost their jobs to AI got an actual income
Just a thought
Imagine if that just became a thing and all of a sudden the writers who all lost their jobs to AI got an actual income
Just a thought
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What if everybody bought everyone a poetry book for Christmas this year
Imagine if that just became a thing and all of a sudden the writers who all lost their jobs to AI got an actual income
Just a thought
Imagine if that just became a thing and all of a sudden the writers who all lost their jobs to AI got an actual income
Just a thought
Lukewarm take: if not for US interventionism in Latin America, many Latin countries would have far more mature and stable economies and governments, and their people wouldn’t be immigrating to the US en masse to escape economic hardship and political violence
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lukewarm take: if not for US interventionism in Latin America, many Latin countries would have far more mature and stable economies and governments, and their people wouldn’t be immigrating to the US en masse to escape economic hardship and political violence
If it sounds insane to ‘deport’ someone to a country they’ve never been to, that’s because it is.
Please also be mad when your government proposes “shipping” houseless people to municipalities they aren’t from.
Displacement is violence.
Please also be mad when your government proposes “shipping” houseless people to municipalities they aren’t from.
Displacement is violence.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If it sounds insane to ‘deport’ someone to a country they’ve never been to, that’s because it is.
Please also be mad when your government proposes “shipping” houseless people to municipalities they aren’t from.
Displacement is violence.
Please also be mad when your government proposes “shipping” houseless people to municipalities they aren’t from.
Displacement is violence.
When someone looks like a whole straight man and then refers to themselves as a “Costco girlie” 👀🫰
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When someone looks like a whole straight man and then refers to themselves as a “Costco girlie” 👀🫰
Someone from science tell me if I’m being a dumbass but I truly wonder if some people are just naturally nocturnal
Cause like what do you mean we were lanky hairless ground apes living in groups of 20 and sleeping at night and nobody was just up lookin at the moon? Just in case of cougars?
Cause like what do you mean we were lanky hairless ground apes living in groups of 20 and sleeping at night and nobody was just up lookin at the moon? Just in case of cougars?
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Someone from science tell me if I’m being a dumbass but I truly wonder if some people are just naturally nocturnal
Cause like what do you mean we were lanky hairless ground apes living in groups of 20 and sleeping at night and nobody was just up lookin at the moon? Just in case of cougars?
Cause like what do you mean we were lanky hairless ground apes living in groups of 20 and sleeping at night and nobody was just up lookin at the moon? Just in case of cougars?
Do we feel like hosscat is gender neutral or does it hit the same as “dude”
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Do we feel like hosscat is gender neutral or does it hit the same as “dude”
I would like to be congratulated on how nonviolent I am being about all this
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I would like to be congratulated on how nonviolent I am being about all this
Hey I noticed you’re doing a great job of not posting your deeply violent intrusive thoughts on the internet
Good job buddy
Good job buddy
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey I noticed you’re doing a great job of not posting your deeply violent intrusive thoughts on the internet
Good job buddy
Good job buddy