ollie 🇵🇸
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on my “imagining sisyphus happy” mindset grindset
was kinda on the dating scene there for a while and then i realized that im actually super good at being single and why would an olympic gymnast quit to play pickle ball
May 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
was kinda on the dating scene there for a while and then i realized that im actually super good at being single and why would an olympic gymnast quit to play pickle ball
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Bring back proper games journalism.
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Bring back proper games journalism.
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“By God, I fulfilled my duty as a journalist. I risked everything to report the truth, and now, I am finally at rest-something I haven't known in the past 18 months.” If only all of us could fulfill our duty like this young man
March 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“By God, I fulfilled my duty as a journalist. I risked everything to report the truth, and now, I am finally at rest-something I haven't known in the past 18 months.” If only all of us could fulfill our duty like this young man
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I am truly terrified for Hamdan. If you don’t know who Hamdan Ballal is, he is the director of No Other Land and he and Yuval both won the Oscar for Best Documentary this year
March 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I am truly terrified for Hamdan. If you don’t know who Hamdan Ballal is, he is the director of No Other Land and he and Yuval both won the Oscar for Best Documentary this year
as warm days come, i’m preparing to become the very worst version of myself, the version that cannot sleep at night if he sees a roach within an hour or so of bedtime
March 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
as warm days come, i’m preparing to become the very worst version of myself, the version that cannot sleep at night if he sees a roach within an hour or so of bedtime
i’m being so normal about this mv
March 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i’m being so normal about this mv
i am on my knees begging the government to give us universal healthcare instead of whatever the fuck this is
March 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i am on my knees begging the government to give us universal healthcare instead of whatever the fuck this is
next up in the state of the union, every republican will take turns sucking off their esteemed god king, trump
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
next up in the state of the union, every republican will take turns sucking off their esteemed god king, trump
catch me yearning fr
February 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
catch me yearning fr
fox news calling kendrick an “obscure rapper” is the funniest moment of 2025 so far. an insane self report for being lame
February 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
fox news calling kendrick an “obscure rapper” is the funniest moment of 2025 so far. an insane self report for being lame
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
everyone meet my son, Bumi Nostradamus Brown
January 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
everyone meet my son, Bumi Nostradamus Brown
every time i hear Lord Huron, i swear to god i think i’m listening to Springsteen. like he’s GOT to be an influence at the very least, actually makes me crazy
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
every time i hear Lord Huron, i swear to god i think i’m listening to Springsteen. like he’s GOT to be an influence at the very least, actually makes me crazy
a side effect of my cat’s medication is anorexia, so you cannot imagine what the last week has been like for me. i am feeding this child from my PALM to get him to eat. my heart hurts
January 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a side effect of my cat’s medication is anorexia, so you cannot imagine what the last week has been like for me. i am feeding this child from my PALM to get him to eat. my heart hurts
my cat is sick at the moment which means he can no longer sneak up on me bc i hear his loud congested breathing around me at all times like
a man with glasses and a beard is standing next to another man with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is standing next to another man with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
my cat is sick at the moment which means he can no longer sneak up on me bc i hear his loud congested breathing around me at all times like
pizza, 3000 miles, 5 years
Sometimes you wake up, and you think, "Oh, man, I know what I'd like to eat today," and then realize that you're jonesing for a sandwich that's 3000 miles way and 50 years in the past.
Or at least, sometimes I do.
Or at least, sometimes I do.
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
pizza, 3000 miles, 5 years
i’ve officially downloaded all the tiktok edits i favorited over the years so really i’m fine now, was a good run
January 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’ve officially downloaded all the tiktok edits i favorited over the years so really i’m fine now, was a good run
tiktok being banned came at a good time because i got a cat recently and now all that time i needed to kill doomscrolling has been replaced by cuddles with baby. we may be witnessing the decline of empire in real time, but i am a father now, and must tend to fatherly duties. begone.
January 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
tiktok being banned came at a good time because i got a cat recently and now all that time i needed to kill doomscrolling has been replaced by cuddles with baby. we may be witnessing the decline of empire in real time, but i am a father now, and must tend to fatherly duties. begone.
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What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
daddy cool was made for surround-sound
December 22, 2024 at 9:48 AM
daddy cool was made for surround-sound
ocd treatment is funny bc my therapist will finally get me to admit that all things don’t have inherent good or bad traits, and then i’ll end the session like “ok… but can we just agree that the number 3 is sinister”
December 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
ocd treatment is funny bc my therapist will finally get me to admit that all things don’t have inherent good or bad traits, and then i’ll end the session like “ok… but can we just agree that the number 3 is sinister”
thinking about how i accidentally fell into valorant lobby with a bunch of kids who called me “auntie” after i said i was 26, so i felt very at liberty to correct their grammar for the rest of the game as an auntie would. for once, i was free to be my most insufferable self. age heals.
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 AM
thinking about how i accidentally fell into valorant lobby with a bunch of kids who called me “auntie” after i said i was 26, so i felt very at liberty to correct their grammar for the rest of the game as an auntie would. for once, i was free to be my most insufferable self. age heals.
i’m the first person of all time with all the love languages
December 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
i’m the first person of all time with all the love languages
real hell is sending multiple emails back and forth on the removal of a period
December 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
real hell is sending multiple emails back and forth on the removal of a period