Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson
@beetleburr.bsky.social
I'm an artist/illustrator in training, book hoarder, toy collector, gamer, and nerd. Maybe a 💗💜💙 disaster? Good Vibes Pls✌️she/her BLM, 18+ only pls
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Another Maly Christmas Tip™️: if you’re icing your sugar cookies, do it on the backs- they’re perfectly flat and you don’t get as much running or dripping
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Another Maly Christmas Tip™️: if you’re icing your sugar cookies, do it on the backs- they’re perfectly flat and you don’t get as much running or dripping
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I’m bored to tears. I’m dying to get back in the gym. Walking isn’t enough.
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m bored to tears. I’m dying to get back in the gym. Walking isn’t enough.
I did a shadowbox pet portrait for my friend and I am SO proud with how it came out. Was lacking some supplies but overall very happy with the end project. Especially considering I really just don’t art anymore. The biggest problem is trying to get a nice picture of it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I did a shadowbox pet portrait for my friend and I am SO proud with how it came out. Was lacking some supplies but overall very happy with the end project. Especially considering I really just don’t art anymore. The biggest problem is trying to get a nice picture of it.
I miss Ripley. She’s been my shadow for 14 years. Every day I look for or reach for her and she’s not there it hurts fresh all over again. Sitting alone in my room during medical leave without her, has been harder than I could have ever anticipated.
I want to go cry to my Dad and fresh wound again
I want to go cry to my Dad and fresh wound again
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I miss Ripley. She’s been my shadow for 14 years. Every day I look for or reach for her and she’s not there it hurts fresh all over again. Sitting alone in my room during medical leave without her, has been harder than I could have ever anticipated.
I want to go cry to my Dad and fresh wound again
I want to go cry to my Dad and fresh wound again
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
My friend: Scarecrow Fiyero can still get it.
Me: Ok Pearl.
Me: Ok Pearl.
a woman wearing a top hat is saying " i 'm married "
ALT: a woman wearing a top hat is saying " i 'm married "
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November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My friend: Scarecrow Fiyero can still get it.
Me: Ok Pearl.
Me: Ok Pearl.
Elphaba doing a kick flip on her broom 30secs in is cinema 💜
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Elphaba doing a kick flip on her broom 30secs in is cinema 💜
Sci-fi horror comedy movie where the slasher killer is actually a time traveler trying to prevent the most heinous people from becoming the next Hitler.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sci-fi horror comedy movie where the slasher killer is actually a time traveler trying to prevent the most heinous people from becoming the next Hitler.
In less than a week I’ll be having my breast reduction surgery. I am so excited. A lot of things are really bad in my life rn so it’s nice to have something to look forward to.
Also my friend is competing in a pretty big power lifter meet in Austin this weekend and I’m so proud and excited for her.
Also my friend is competing in a pretty big power lifter meet in Austin this weekend and I’m so proud and excited for her.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In less than a week I’ll be having my breast reduction surgery. I am so excited. A lot of things are really bad in my life rn so it’s nice to have something to look forward to.
Also my friend is competing in a pretty big power lifter meet in Austin this weekend and I’m so proud and excited for her.
Also my friend is competing in a pretty big power lifter meet in Austin this weekend and I’m so proud and excited for her.
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Like, please, someone come get this boy because I can’t have any more cats and my house is always full of fosters but I want to STEAL HIM 😂
His tail is a mile long and he makes all the muffins!!
(Snoodle is available for adoption at Super Furiends in Suisun City, CA!)
His tail is a mile long and he makes all the muffins!!
(Snoodle is available for adoption at Super Furiends in Suisun City, CA!)
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Like, please, someone come get this boy because I can’t have any more cats and my house is always full of fosters but I want to STEAL HIM 😂
His tail is a mile long and he makes all the muffins!!
(Snoodle is available for adoption at Super Furiends in Suisun City, CA!)
His tail is a mile long and he makes all the muffins!!
(Snoodle is available for adoption at Super Furiends in Suisun City, CA!)
Squatting to Hot Goblin is peak girlhood 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Squatting to Hot Goblin is peak girlhood 🥰
Surgery is approaching, and my therapist asked how I who was going to help take care of me? Told him just me, always just me & “I will drag myself out of my coffin to dig my own grave.”
Also discussed Dad’s passing, Ripley’s impending death, the bullet that went through my door, crying everyday.
Also discussed Dad’s passing, Ripley’s impending death, the bullet that went through my door, crying everyday.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Surgery is approaching, and my therapist asked how I who was going to help take care of me? Told him just me, always just me & “I will drag myself out of my coffin to dig my own grave.”
Also discussed Dad’s passing, Ripley’s impending death, the bullet that went through my door, crying everyday.
Also discussed Dad’s passing, Ripley’s impending death, the bullet that went through my door, crying everyday.
I could never be the killer in a Scream movie. Make a phone call? Ew no thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I could never be the killer in a Scream movie. Make a phone call? Ew no thank you.
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Testing... Testing....
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Testing... Testing....
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I still love this to absolute pieces💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
A gift I drew for my friend @beetleburr.bsky.social who has been KILLIN' IT at the gym lately.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I still love this to absolute pieces💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
My dad passed last Wednesday. I am kind of a fucking mess. Watching him deteriorate from the cancer was heart wrenching.
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My dad passed last Wednesday. I am kind of a fucking mess. Watching him deteriorate from the cancer was heart wrenching.
My dad is doing to gone any minute. Ripley is going to be gone any day. I’m not doing great rn.
October 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My dad is doing to gone any minute. Ripley is going to be gone any day. I’m not doing great rn.
I love that every time I go into the gym,!people are always excited to see me. If I’m not there they text me. My one trainer is like my little brother and my other is now probably one of my closest friends. I absolutely hit the jackpot with my little community.💜🥹💜
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I love that every time I go into the gym,!people are always excited to see me. If I’m not there they text me. My one trainer is like my little brother and my other is now probably one of my closest friends. I absolutely hit the jackpot with my little community.💜🥹💜
Also last night I accidentally hit one of my joke fitness goals. To throw a man. He was being annoying so I threatened to throw him out of his own gym. Yeah. I’m kind of proud of easily princess carrying a grown ass man out of a building.
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Also last night I accidentally hit one of my joke fitness goals. To throw a man. He was being annoying so I threatened to throw him out of his own gym. Yeah. I’m kind of proud of easily princess carrying a grown ass man out of a building.
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October 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Working out at the gym for 4 hours. Easy. Fun. Loved every second of it. Food after? Absolutely not. The hardest thing I could ever do. Please don’t make me. I don’t even want to eat.
I’m not at all implying I’m currently in a disordered eating pattern. I don’t understand why I’m not hungry
I’m not at all implying I’m currently in a disordered eating pattern. I don’t understand why I’m not hungry
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Working out at the gym for 4 hours. Easy. Fun. Loved every second of it. Food after? Absolutely not. The hardest thing I could ever do. Please don’t make me. I don’t even want to eat.
I’m not at all implying I’m currently in a disordered eating pattern. I don’t understand why I’m not hungry
I’m not at all implying I’m currently in a disordered eating pattern. I don’t understand why I’m not hungry
My Subaru turned off at a light again. Holy shit this car is a fucking lemon. Do not EVER buy a modern Subaru they are absolute fucking garbage.
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Subaru turned off at a light again. Holy shit this car is a fucking lemon. Do not EVER buy a modern Subaru they are absolute fucking garbage.
I just think women can run the world better from a bar bathroom than men have in the history of the world. 🤷♀️
October 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I just think women can run the world better from a bar bathroom than men have in the history of the world. 🤷♀️