it's y'all, very romantical in the classy way ya know

so romantical, like this is literally y'all

can relate, i been wearing the wrong sized tampons all this time, like no wonder my pp bleeds

ohhh that makes sense, but dw tho i be saving their minds by them not knowing

who and what is a Alt Text? are they offended? i should hide shouldn't i, never been so scared before, i gotta stock up on guns and toilet paper, and psychiatrist said I'm paranoid but now even Sam confirmed someone is coming for me well it was a good run but i gotta escape this country

stress and early be a fast way to visit your own grave, pls have one singular corn

you'd be surprised with everything i don't know

from beetle to egg, wonder what's next, yours maybe?😩

oh no what's happening
🧍🏻‍♀<-🧎🏻‍♀<-🧎🏻‍♂<-🧍🏻‍♂

yeah good luck with that, personally that board alone melted what little brain i had left

it's easy, you're Sam don't think anything else matters

Sam is Sam and Sam do be Sam

now this is awkward but i believe one of us is sitting with a clone

the power of nohomo, all he asked for in return was my soul, what a sucker

wouldn't u like to know, bet u haven't even fondled demon balls
nohomo tho

gay? pretty certain i put a nohomo in there, hard to pay attention while i fondle myself to pictures of Danny Devito

why can't everyone wear string bikinis like all the time, men especially, not gay or anything but like just saying
nohomo