so romantical, like this is literally y'all

a small repair job done to a front fender that was absolutely crushed, two dumbasses (my father included) started "fixing" it by making it worse, i took over cause i was annoyed, massaged it with a hammer like a toddler, pulled and spat on that kinky corner slut while i reshaped it's horny lil world

stress and early be a fast way to visit your own grave, pls have one singular corn

insanity? pills???? nahh my own realm and my magic gogo mints

anyways here's my self portrait from one year ago inside a small notebook

it's easy, you're Sam don't think anything else matters

Sam is Sam and Sam do be Sam

now this is awkward but i believe one of us is sitting with a clone

wouldn't u like to know, bet u haven't even fondled demon balls
nohomo tho

oh yes, spooky hairy skeleton? who gave him that knife

sex be cool and all but have u ever tried that uhm like you know when you do the thing that does the thingy singly ding ting tang bangelabingbong?