a small repair job done to a front fender that was absolutely crushed, two dumbasses (my father included) started "fixing" it by making it worse, i took over cause i was annoyed, massaged it with a hammer like a toddler, pulled and spat on that kinky corner slut while i reshaped it's horny lil world

i was driving in the dark to get home today, drive with my high beams on and as it was too late i saw a toad in the road, too late to stop, heart was racing, turned the car around drove back to the scene of the crime, saw the toad, walked out in the pouring rain, toad was vibing, huge relief <3

man I'm jelly of y'all e-dating, chatting and talking online, sending pics and saying quirky stuff while touching yaselfs, meanwhile all i got is a gf i can hold and cherish and love and enjoy life with, I'm truly missing out compared to y'all

america started off as a social experiment, it's just cruel they let it go on, cancel the experiment already

insanity? pills???? nahh my own realm and my magic gogo mints

anyways here's my self portrait from one year ago inside a small notebook

ya know when u wake up after a solid 3,5hour sleep to go to work and arrive 20min early and it's a long freaking day with alot to do then u get home finally eat dinner then go straight to garage cause u gotta sand 2 v8 valve covers and u do an thorough job then u see some holes thru them❤

another day another chance to disappoint strangers, family, coworkers, friends, animals, that random encounter that might or might not happen, oooohhhh well time to put on my big boy pants and hopefully not cry by the end of the day

why does some people exist that just don't age? like cmon ur over 40 why u look younger then me, I'm barely in my twenties aging like milk in the hot sun

a wise man once told me something that changed my life and I'm sure it would change other peoples lives as well, i don't remember what he said tho

weather ain't weather'ing right, too damn sunny out, something's up...

if i was in a room with Adolf Hitler, Stalin and Putin and i had a gun with 3bullets, i would fuck my own ass with the gun so good the bullets would be too wet to work
nohomo tho

I'm against mirror's, like who's idea was it to get a jumpscare in the morning

I'm too smart, i got all the right answers but to the wrong questions

on mathematical level childbirth don't make sense, how is 1+1=3

I'm not a grower, not a shower either somehow just here

sex be cool and all but have u ever tried that uhm like you know when you do the thing that does the thingy singly ding ting tang bangelabingbong?

my brain be slow like a rollercoaster in a pool it gon take awhile