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i come home from the bar with a skip in my step and rosy cheeks and catsongs on my lips and sweet sentiments for my beloved. the moon smiles on my whimsy
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March 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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same bitchass, different motherfucker
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
same bitchass, different motherfucker
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welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons
September 19, 2023 at 4:21 AM
welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons
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“Me and my pre-raphelaite brothers HATE the wokes and their dresses”
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Me and my pre-raphelaite brothers HATE the wokes and their dresses”
you just know the dude who made this was like I HATE THESE WOKE DRESSES! IT’S UPSIDE DOWN! REMEMBER WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN WERE WOMEN WHO WORE BUSTLES? RETVRN!
February 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
you just know the dude who made this was like I HATE THESE WOKE DRESSES! IT’S UPSIDE DOWN! REMEMBER WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN WERE WOMEN WHO WORE BUSTLES? RETVRN!
one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever read. i keep coming back to it
February 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever read. i keep coming back to it
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All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool
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I think using the phrase, "Ukrainian self-determination" is completely disingenuous to what the phrase, 'self-determination' means.
The idea comes from Marx's theory of the state. which is determined by the conditions of capitalism. Those fighting for Ukraine are the capitalist class. 1/2
The idea comes from Marx's theory of the state. which is determined by the conditions of capitalism. Those fighting for Ukraine are the capitalist class. 1/2
February 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I think using the phrase, "Ukrainian self-determination" is completely disingenuous to what the phrase, 'self-determination' means.
The idea comes from Marx's theory of the state. which is determined by the conditions of capitalism. Those fighting for Ukraine are the capitalist class. 1/2
The idea comes from Marx's theory of the state. which is determined by the conditions of capitalism. Those fighting for Ukraine are the capitalist class. 1/2
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February 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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ME: Yeah I'm a trans woman
OLD GUY: Hm. We had a name for "that" kinda person back in the day
ME: Oh. What was it
OLD GUY: Comrade.
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: We called em that because we bet they were Russian
ME: Oh
OLD GUY: Because Russian women are sexy
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: Even the trannies
Me: Oh
OLD GUY: Hm. We had a name for "that" kinda person back in the day
ME: Oh. What was it
OLD GUY: Comrade.
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: We called em that because we bet they were Russian
ME: Oh
OLD GUY: Because Russian women are sexy
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: Even the trannies
Me: Oh
November 13, 2023 at 7:25 PM
ME: Yeah I'm a trans woman
OLD GUY: Hm. We had a name for "that" kinda person back in the day
ME: Oh. What was it
OLD GUY: Comrade.
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: We called em that because we bet they were Russian
ME: Oh
OLD GUY: Because Russian women are sexy
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: Even the trannies
Me: Oh
OLD GUY: Hm. We had a name for "that" kinda person back in the day
ME: Oh. What was it
OLD GUY: Comrade.
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: We called em that because we bet they were Russian
ME: Oh
OLD GUY: Because Russian women are sexy
ME: Oh!
OLD GUY: Even the trannies
Me: Oh
pascal -> procedural
haskell -> hunktional
haskell -> hunktional
November 8, 2023 at 8:26 AM
pascal -> procedural
haskell -> hunktional
haskell -> hunktional
we need sorkin rehab centers imo
i really wish dems online knew that "the left" does not and has never included them
stop blaming your "the west wing" fan-fics not working out on people who give a shit about something other than spectacle and what color tie someone wears
stop blaming your "the west wing" fan-fics not working out on people who give a shit about something other than spectacle and what color tie someone wears
October 24, 2023 at 1:56 AM
we need sorkin rehab centers imo
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Going back in time to make whoever invented the term “egg” log off permanently
October 21, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Going back in time to make whoever invented the term “egg” log off permanently
on yr back, can't move. breathing takes pure will. homogenous gray sky, spiked log wall just a few yards ahead. muffled shouts and clanging. awful beard guy smiles down at you from parapet before pouring hot oil on you. you can just tell he's flemmish and named, like, Norbert. you're so mad.
October 21, 2023 at 9:49 AM
on yr back, can't move. breathing takes pure will. homogenous gray sky, spiked log wall just a few yards ahead. muffled shouts and clanging. awful beard guy smiles down at you from parapet before pouring hot oil on you. you can just tell he's flemmish and named, like, Norbert. you're so mad.
he squints at me through the dust. our hands don't move yet they clench harder than ever before. never even see him draw. just a blink and i taste blood. he's walking up to my collapsed form. "sorry kid. we just don't like synth guys"
October 18, 2023 at 8:10 AM
he squints at me through the dust. our hands don't move yet they clench harder than ever before. never even see him draw. just a blink and i taste blood. he's walking up to my collapsed form. "sorry kid. we just don't like synth guys"
the novice asked "how can i live happily without becoming addicted to pleasure and avoidant of suffering"
the sage nodded and thought for a minute, then asked "how can you shit without pissing"
the sage nodded and thought for a minute, then asked "how can you shit without pissing"
October 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM
the novice asked "how can i live happily without becoming addicted to pleasure and avoidant of suffering"
the sage nodded and thought for a minute, then asked "how can you shit without pissing"
the sage nodded and thought for a minute, then asked "how can you shit without pissing"
give it a week or two, it will happen
nyt op-ed: calling it palestine is dead-naming actually
October 13, 2023 at 8:01 AM
give it a week or two, it will happen
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oh you work at the dick sucking factory? must be nice, im down in the ass fucking mines and the last doll that tried organizing us was burnt at the stake. good for you tho i guess, labor aristocracy dipshit
May 14, 2023 at 7:58 AM
oh you work at the dick sucking factory? must be nice, im down in the ass fucking mines and the last doll that tried organizing us was burnt at the stake. good for you tho i guess, labor aristocracy dipshit
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normal, insert, visual, command, etc. aren't enough. how do i enter sicko mode in vim?
October 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
normal, insert, visual, command, etc. aren't enough. how do i enter sicko mode in vim?
u know nothing fyodor. eta reduction is a drug and i need my fix. i want a function so small i can pack 30 in my carry-on. post your most aesthetic way of eta-reducing functions of >=2 arity if u agree
October 13, 2023 at 4:55 AM
u know nothing fyodor. eta reduction is a drug and i need my fix. i want a function so small i can pack 30 in my carry-on. post your most aesthetic way of eta-reducing functions of >=2 arity if u agree
two deeply held beliefs about america:
1. calvinist-capitalism is the universal religion
2. sales is the ur-job. all aspects of life permeated by sales and cons & we all have to play. job interview/review? rental/loan/assistance apps? social media? it's all sales baby.
1. calvinist-capitalism is the universal religion
2. sales is the ur-job. all aspects of life permeated by sales and cons & we all have to play. job interview/review? rental/loan/assistance apps? social media? it's all sales baby.
October 12, 2023 at 11:28 PM
two deeply held beliefs about america:
1. calvinist-capitalism is the universal religion
2. sales is the ur-job. all aspects of life permeated by sales and cons & we all have to play. job interview/review? rental/loan/assistance apps? social media? it's all sales baby.
1. calvinist-capitalism is the universal religion
2. sales is the ur-job. all aspects of life permeated by sales and cons & we all have to play. job interview/review? rental/loan/assistance apps? social media? it's all sales baby.
i fucking hate flying sm. i'm going to go back in time and make the wright brothers the wrong brothers iyfm
September 25, 2023 at 8:00 AM
i fucking hate flying sm. i'm going to go back in time and make the wright brothers the wrong brothers iyfm