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all of the grace and sophistication of a cat falling off the back of the couch

semi-literate code monkey (mostly python and sql these days); shrimp & grits evangelist

ai skeptic - "ai" is just autocomplete on a meth bender
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Good realtors do exist and they are a treasure when you find one
My realtor, who is one of the best people I know, is sending this mailer out in the Ypsilanti / Ann Arbor area, so please keep your eyes out for this if you're out there. But she pretty much covers SE Michigan and I highly recommend you hit Jo Cook up if you're even curious about homeownership.
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don't care how hard you try, @espn.com , I will never like Pat McAfee. That dude is a buffoon.
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav...

I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:
December 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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This this THIS
November 4, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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November 1, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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added alt-text
November 2, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I've been trying out various "AI" VSCode plugins for coding, and so far the experience has been like letting my 10-year-old write code - 80% of the time it's garbage, 18% of the time it looks usable but has errors to fix, and the other 2% it copies verbatim something I've done before and it works.
November 1, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Cisco looking like a kid trying to tackle their dad #Jaguars
October 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Take note of the absences, and never forget who or what they are. bsky.app/profile/mari...
Several WaPo columnists have published a letter responding to the paper’s decision not to endorse a presidential candidate. wapo.st/3YBAy8E
October 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I mean, I've been doing this for years, but I never thought to call it a medical procedure
October 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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It’s Roger Moore’s birthday so it’s time again for the classic anecdote about the great man to cheer you up on a wet Monday.
October 14, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Local news, after spending the last few days whipping everyone into a dead panic: "Now don't panic, it doesn't do you any good to panic."
October 8, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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These are the Republicans who voted against FEMA funding two weeks ago
October 7, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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they look like two disgruntled geography teachers who need to discuss your recent behaviour in class
September 30, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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great meeting
August 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Hell yeah, Vermont. Hell yeah.
August 24, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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August 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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This is such an upsetting story. Americans got a glimpse of basic work life balance and now it’s being ripped away to make sure the landlords who own office buildings don’t feel sad www.google.com/url?q=https:...
Working from home allowed him to be a more engaged dad. Now it’s over
The mayor of Philadelphia ordered all city employees back to the office full-time this summer. Now some workers are wondering whether their jobs are worth the flexibility they're giving up.
www.google.com
August 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Tropical storm richard thrusting up the northeast
August 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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they should invent a friday that lasts all week
July 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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AI was so much more interesting when it didn't exist
July 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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If you're feeling down here's Joe Pesci and Frank Vincent when they were a stand-up act
July 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Hey, survey researchers? Don't do this.

Headline in my inbox this morning: "23% of U.S. adults now use AI language models like ChatGPT – the tipping point."

Actual survey question (which I had to click a link and read 17 pages deep to find): "Have you ever used an AI language model or a chatbot."
June 26, 2024 at 1:49 PM
If Dallas loses tonight it's definitely because of Kyrie's shoes
June 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM