Beep Thief
@beepthief.bsky.social
There’s an amazing website called The American Reporter that is 100 percent badly AI-generated articles on everything from the NFL Draft to “precision agriculture” and the “contact us” is incredibly funny. The address of course does not exist in real life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There’s an amazing website called The American Reporter that is 100 percent badly AI-generated articles on everything from the NFL Draft to “precision agriculture” and the “contact us” is incredibly funny. The address of course does not exist in real life.
What a strange insistence. It’s probably a coincidence that it’s a booming exurb
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What a strange insistence. It’s probably a coincidence that it’s a booming exurb
Explored this extremely rural 150 year old bridge which now crosses over into gated private property. Feels like an obvious area in a Midwestern United States open world game. My children got halfway across and realized you could see through the planks and froze til I picked them up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Explored this extremely rural 150 year old bridge which now crosses over into gated private property. Feels like an obvious area in a Midwestern United States open world game. My children got halfway across and realized you could see through the planks and froze til I picked them up.
Lazy to mock NYT cooking but fuck it it’s Sunday afternoon and life is short.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lazy to mock NYT cooking but fuck it it’s Sunday afternoon and life is short.
Oh man he got that
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh man he got that
Overwhelming. Incredible book.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Overwhelming. Incredible book.
Our politicians are so fucking stupid
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Our politicians are so fucking stupid
We need this one specific boat for a few hours. The best way to do that is to
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We need this one specific boat for a few hours. The best way to do that is to
News not opinion. Jeremy Peters auditioning for CBS.
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
News not opinion. Jeremy Peters auditioning for CBS.
That’s one bona fide unit of Observation right there
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That’s one bona fide unit of Observation right there
One day I won’t have to see this kind of thing in every domestic vista
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
One day I won’t have to see this kind of thing in every domestic vista
Love my two healthy kidneys
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Love my two healthy kidneys
I love finding these people’s phone numbers so I can call and laugh at them. It’s really fun, and perfectly legal.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I love finding these people’s phone numbers so I can call and laugh at them. It’s really fun, and perfectly legal.
This is what I’m going to see when I’m dying.
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is what I’m going to see when I’m dying.
Cezanne inspired Berserk
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cezanne inspired Berserk
Mortal Kombat art book
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mortal Kombat art book
My rosy okra involuted so crazy it’s cozy.
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My rosy okra involuted so crazy it’s cozy.