Beep Thief
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There’s an amazing website called The American Reporter that is 100 percent badly AI-generated articles on everything from the NFL Draft to “precision agriculture” and the “contact us” is incredibly funny. The address of course does not exist in real life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There’s an amazing website called The American Reporter that is 100 percent badly AI-generated articles on everything from the NFL Draft to “precision agriculture” and the “contact us” is incredibly funny. The address of course does not exist in real life.
Joan didion was an idiot and in ten years it’ll be funny she was famous.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Joan didion was an idiot and in ten years it’ll be funny she was famous.
What a strange insistence. It’s probably a coincidence that it’s a booming exurb
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What a strange insistence. It’s probably a coincidence that it’s a booming exurb
Evidence of breakaway AI to me would be proof of “painterly trace” in AI generated artwork. They will perfect still-lifes. Machines for still-lifes. Make a Pollock. Better yet make the middle point.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Evidence of breakaway AI to me would be proof of “painterly trace” in AI generated artwork. They will perfect still-lifes. Machines for still-lifes. Make a Pollock. Better yet make the middle point.
Oak leaves across the neighborhood are right now falling. Held on for a long time. No wind at all. They just decided.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oak leaves across the neighborhood are right now falling. Held on for a long time. No wind at all. They just decided.
Franzen is going to try to save Hollywood. I feel it in my bones. I feel it in the air.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Franzen is going to try to save Hollywood. I feel it in my bones. I feel it in the air.
Taxi Driver and American Psycho are really bad versions of Carnal Knowledge. Movie popularity is mysterious to me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Taxi Driver and American Psycho are really bad versions of Carnal Knowledge. Movie popularity is mysterious to me.
Explored this extremely rural 150 year old bridge which now crosses over into gated private property. Feels like an obvious area in a Midwestern United States open world game. My children got halfway across and realized you could see through the planks and froze til I picked them up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Explored this extremely rural 150 year old bridge which now crosses over into gated private property. Feels like an obvious area in a Midwestern United States open world game. My children got halfway across and realized you could see through the planks and froze til I picked them up.
Lazy to mock NYT cooking but fuck it it’s Sunday afternoon and life is short.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lazy to mock NYT cooking but fuck it it’s Sunday afternoon and life is short.
Amish people do the rural road “wave” acknowledgment more than they used to. Don’t like it. You’ve got a horse in front of you man we are not peers.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Amish people do the rural road “wave” acknowledgment more than they used to. Don’t like it. You’ve got a horse in front of you man we are not peers.
Oh man he got that
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh man he got that
Wonder how Americans will be depicted in Chinese century like how we depicted British ppl.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wonder how Americans will be depicted in Chinese century like how we depicted British ppl.
Buzzed my hair. Child began licking the top of my head I believe in imitation of a grooming leopard(?) and then stopped only to tell me “you’re wet and bald.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Buzzed my hair. Child began licking the top of my head I believe in imitation of a grooming leopard(?) and then stopped only to tell me “you’re wet and bald.”
You have to read Charlie Javice’s letter to the judge requesting leniency. It’s beyond beyond. drive.google.com/file/d/147yS...
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drive.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You have to read Charlie Javice’s letter to the judge requesting leniency. It’s beyond beyond. drive.google.com/file/d/147yS...
I like to think about what my mind will be like in final moments of life and one thing I feel sure of is that an image of utter meaninglessness—such as Alex Rodriguez kissing his own reflection—is going to pop up and take up at least most of my remaining consciousness units.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I like to think about what my mind will be like in final moments of life and one thing I feel sure of is that an image of utter meaninglessness—such as Alex Rodriguez kissing his own reflection—is going to pop up and take up at least most of my remaining consciousness units.
Overwhelming. Incredible book.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Overwhelming. Incredible book.
Our politicians are so fucking stupid
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Our politicians are so fucking stupid
There’s a 21 year old man in America whose father, mother, and step-mother were all guards at Abu Ghraib. The Republican Mahdi.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There’s a 21 year old man in America whose father, mother, and step-mother were all guards at Abu Ghraib. The Republican Mahdi.
The first moments in the original Frankenstein movie where he’s walking around the lab are some of the most perfect moments in any move I’ve ever seen. Perfect acting. Perfect design and direction. Sublime. It’s a dance, really.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The first moments in the original Frankenstein movie where he’s walking around the lab are some of the most perfect moments in any move I’ve ever seen. Perfect acting. Perfect design and direction. Sublime. It’s a dance, really.
SICK.
With an assist from @iahawks101.bsky.social on how to properly share videos from other platforms, here is the Iowa WBB intro video.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
SICK.
Exhibition game for Iowa women. Deep in fourth quarter ahead by a million, they accidentally have six on the court. Technical foul. Woman best me in the crowd screams “Six on six rules!!!!” THE MECCA OF WOMENS BASKETBALL.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Exhibition game for Iowa women. Deep in fourth quarter ahead by a million, they accidentally have six on the court. Technical foul. Woman best me in the crowd screams “Six on six rules!!!!” THE MECCA OF WOMENS BASKETBALL.
Read about an artesian well in Iowa that gushed up in a natural fountain for over a year straight. Made national newspapers. Kinda spooky thinking about all that energy, before we struck it, down there in total blackness just getting more and more pent up.
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Read about an artesian well in Iowa that gushed up in a natural fountain for over a year straight. Made national newspapers. Kinda spooky thinking about all that energy, before we struck it, down there in total blackness just getting more and more pent up.
We need this one specific boat for a few hours. The best way to do that is to
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We need this one specific boat for a few hours. The best way to do that is to