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Beeliza
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Alright who wanna be my valentine this year
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just spent $57 on boutique pickles. Living the dream
October 6, 2023 at 7:32 PM
I’m such an Olipop Stan. They could tell me it gives you cancer and I would still drink that shit
September 28, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals
September 7, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Her tongue got stuck
September 14, 2023 at 3:03 AM
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Billionaires be like “oh we need to see more pain in the economy” oh yeah well we need to see more pain in your balls
September 13, 2023 at 1:09 AM
If a single person does one more little thing to annoy me I am going to morph into a sentient ball of energy and consume the earth
September 5, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Do you think if I scream loud enough god will hear me
September 4, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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me in the US Copyright Office comments on August 30:
August 30, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Todays mood:
August 29, 2023 at 2:08 AM
I bulk bought my favorite ramen brand and now I have so many new flavors to try but it’s too hot to make any 😭
August 27, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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studio ghibli food looks so good
August 25, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Had the craziest scary panic attack on weed yesterday:/ guess I’m taking a break for a while
August 22, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Follow for more hot flooring takes
August 11, 2023 at 3:43 AM
If you walk into my store and ask for SHEET VINYL?!? 💀 I will no longer be taking you seriously
August 11, 2023 at 3:03 AM
An older man I passed in the grocery store said “they say this is where all the beautiful women shop, well I guess they are right” to me. He was so sweet
August 9, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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Gonna say something here that I would never have said on the Ex-Bird App but:

Don't buy books from Amazon please. This is not a moral exhortation but advice for you, as a reader. They manage to screw up every stage of the book-selling process in original and maddening ways.
Dear god what fresh hell is this for writers?
August 8, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Now that I have AC it’s over for all you bitches
August 5, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Listening to an album for the hundredth time and coming across a song that gun to my head I would have swore I’d never heard before
August 3, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Begging someone to take me to a Ren Faire after reading four books about them
August 3, 2023 at 2:14 AM
I read three books in one day… my brain is diseased
August 2, 2023 at 10:09 AM
The MC in the book I’m reading keeps giving me the worst secondhand embarrassment. I keep having to close the app and do something else until I can handle it again
August 2, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Women are my favorite guy
August 2, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears DOES NOT GET ANY ROYALTIES for the popular lines. NOTHING, even though it has steadily been licensed out for more than 40 years.

Please consider buying something at her site outtathinairstudio.com
August 1, 2023 at 10:24 AM
If my stomach doesn’t give me a fucking break I’m going to LOSE IT
July 31, 2023 at 9:00 PM