lizardmanhole.bsky.social
@lizardmanhole.bsky.social
My life dream is to be a completely insufferable incel loser but unfortunately for me I was born too chill.
August 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My life dream is to be a completely insufferable incel loser but unfortunately for me I was born too chill.
My life is exactly like the Parable of Job
August 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My life is exactly like the Parable of Job
They should take me to the hospital
December 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
They should take me to the hospital
Typa shi im on rn
December 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Typa shi im on rn
I picked up that damn lamp and started rubbing that motherfucker
July 1, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I picked up that damn lamp and started rubbing that motherfucker
I have decided that I will be reclaiming Bluesky as a place for me to be fucking weird and maybe a little bit “alt-right” sometimes. Have a bad rest of your day.
June 27, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I have decided that I will be reclaiming Bluesky as a place for me to be fucking weird and maybe a little bit “alt-right” sometimes. Have a bad rest of your day.
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I am a powerful wizard that is capable of bending reality
August 30, 2023 at 2:55 PM
I am a powerful wizard that is capable of bending reality
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Just orchestrated a massive win for the coalition
September 30, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Just orchestrated a massive win for the coalition
Any advice on getting libtards off of my discover page
December 11, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Any advice on getting libtards off of my discover page
If they need you to relax for the blood pressure reader thing why the hell did they make it so fucking scary????
November 3, 2023 at 3:39 PM
If they need you to relax for the blood pressure reader thing why the hell did they make it so fucking scary????
Man I lose my SHIT when cows moo man it’s like no fucking WAY they really do it like that
November 2, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Man I lose my SHIT when cows moo man it’s like no fucking WAY they really do it like that
*browsing fashion discords seeing someone that looks like me*
“Hey man genuine question how much pussy do you get”
“Hey man genuine question how much pussy do you get”
November 1, 2023 at 4:09 PM
*browsing fashion discords seeing someone that looks like me*
“Hey man genuine question how much pussy do you get”
“Hey man genuine question how much pussy do you get”
One time my ex’s dog was barking like crazy so I checked it out with her dad and there was a possum under the house. He just instantly took out a shotgun and put it in a trashbag, took like 3 minutes.
October 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM
One time my ex’s dog was barking like crazy so I checked it out with her dad and there was a possum under the house. He just instantly took out a shotgun and put it in a trashbag, took like 3 minutes.
After decades of Che Guevara posters, college students never fail to be the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
October 9, 2023 at 10:21 PM
After decades of Che Guevara posters, college students never fail to be the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
I wonder what side of this conflict the aliens are taking
October 9, 2023 at 4:47 PM
I wonder what side of this conflict the aliens are taking
I saw this picture and thought that the background were cloud and this picture was taken in the sky and that was a star link satellite and I was like whooooaaaaaa how do the cats know to stay in the dish that high
October 2, 2023 at 11:31 PM
I saw this picture and thought that the background were cloud and this picture was taken in the sky and that was a star link satellite and I was like whooooaaaaaa how do the cats know to stay in the dish that high
Just orchestrated a massive win for the coalition
September 30, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Just orchestrated a massive win for the coalition
I spent many years being much more bizarre than I am currently
September 29, 2023 at 7:14 PM
I spent many years being much more bizarre than I am currently
Archive Japanese denim 😻😻😻😻
September 28, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Archive Japanese denim 😻😻😻😻
Actually I hope that you have a bad night. I hope that you sleep loosely.
September 25, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Actually I hope that you have a bad night. I hope that you sleep loosely.
Skinny men with tattoos strike me as untrustworthy
September 24, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Skinny men with tattoos strike me as untrustworthy
There should be more wizards learning to cast testicular torsion these days
September 13, 2023 at 1:09 AM
There should be more wizards learning to cast testicular torsion these days
Billionaires be like “oh we need to see more pain in the economy” oh yeah well we need to see more pain in your balls
September 13, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Billionaires be like “oh we need to see more pain in the economy” oh yeah well we need to see more pain in your balls
Just got my back blown out here
September 12, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Just got my back blown out here