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I wasn’t surprised at all
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wasn’t surprised at all
If a President ever tried to suck my dick I’d be so patriotic about it
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If a President ever tried to suck my dick I’d be so patriotic about it
I’ll write her a broem
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’ll write her a broem
Then one day I explained to him what a dick was. I showed him pictures and everything. “Is that your penis?” he said. “Yes, grandpa,” I said. “Yes, it is.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Then one day I explained to him what a dick was. I showed him pictures and everything. “Is that your penis?” he said. “Yes, grandpa,” I said. “Yes, it is.”
I sprayed it with a hose
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I sprayed it with a hose
Yeah but it still hurt
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yeah but it still hurt
He showed me his switchblade
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He showed me his switchblade