Martin Allen
@beebirdmoth.bsky.social
Tired trans guy.
Very manly muppet.
CFO @AutonomousPress.bsky.social
Very manly muppet.
CFO @AutonomousPress.bsky.social
I was once in a British household where not only did they do dishes like this – they used the same water and sponge on the counter after dressing pheasant. Yes, they were titled.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I was once in a British household where not only did they do dishes like this – they used the same water and sponge on the counter after dressing pheasant. Yes, they were titled.
It works. In the above dish, I feel roasted garlic would be too heavy, but in general, it’s great having garlic bombs on hand. bsky.app/profile/beeb...
Buy the three pound bags of pealed garlic cloves from Costco and roast them in the crockpot. Let cool and use a cookie scoop to make consistently sized flavor bombs for relatively little effort.
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It works. In the above dish, I feel roasted garlic would be too heavy, but in general, it’s great having garlic bombs on hand. bsky.app/profile/beeb...
Buy gift cards for yourself.
Every month or two, especially on holidays that push consumerism, I search for specials on gift cards to places I will shop at day to day (like grocery stores). You can often buy a $100 card for $75-$85 dollars.
Every month or two, especially on holidays that push consumerism, I search for specials on gift cards to places I will shop at day to day (like grocery stores). You can often buy a $100 card for $75-$85 dollars.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Buy gift cards for yourself.
Every month or two, especially on holidays that push consumerism, I search for specials on gift cards to places I will shop at day to day (like grocery stores). You can often buy a $100 card for $75-$85 dollars.
Every month or two, especially on holidays that push consumerism, I search for specials on gift cards to places I will shop at day to day (like grocery stores). You can often buy a $100 card for $75-$85 dollars.
The fourth picture has serious Zappos Beeblebrox vibes. Also, that sweater is lovely.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The fourth picture has serious Zappos Beeblebrox vibes. Also, that sweater is lovely.
Yuki, trying to appear aloof, perches awkwardly across from me rather than climbing directly on my lap.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yuki, trying to appear aloof, perches awkwardly across from me rather than climbing directly on my lap.
The Apple Pie Martini perhaps? mybartender.com/recipe/apple...
Apple Pie Martini Cocktail Recipe and Instructions
The fusion of Apple Pie Martini ingredients is reminiscent of a freshly baked apple pie. Create this sweet and spicy cocktail with our recipe instructions.
mybartender.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Apple Pie Martini perhaps? mybartender.com/recipe/apple...
Reposted by Martin Allen
Back in the 70s someone broke into the old Civic my brother and I drove. They stole all of our 8-track tapes (look it up, kids), leaving only Supertramp’s CRIME OF THE CENTURY. At least they had a sense of humor!
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Back in the 70s someone broke into the old Civic my brother and I drove. They stole all of our 8-track tapes (look it up, kids), leaving only Supertramp’s CRIME OF THE CENTURY. At least they had a sense of humor!
Reposted by Martin Allen
Why did the burglar dump their works?
That's nobody's business but the jerk's
That's nobody's business but the jerk's
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why did the burglar dump their works?
That's nobody's business but the jerk's
That's nobody's business but the jerk's
A few years back, someone broke into our car, took only the CD wallets, then tossed all the They Might Be Giants in the road at the stop sign one house away.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A few years back, someone broke into our car, took only the CD wallets, then tossed all the They Might Be Giants in the road at the stop sign one house away.
Imagine watching the dimly lit bearded men show with your face blind husband. I don’t know how he hasn’t just turned off the television in frustration.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Imagine watching the dimly lit bearded men show with your face blind husband. I don’t know how he hasn’t just turned off the television in frustration.