Martin Allen
@beebirdmoth.bsky.social
Tired trans guy.
Very manly muppet.
CFO @AutonomousPress.bsky.social
Very manly muppet.
CFO @AutonomousPress.bsky.social
Yuki, trying to appear aloof, perches awkwardly across from me rather than climbing directly on my lap.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yuki, trying to appear aloof, perches awkwardly across from me rather than climbing directly on my lap.
When we moved, my husband packed while I was in our new local. We have wildly different organizational styles. I recently found this thermometer bag (for all your temperature taking needs)
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When we moved, my husband packed while I was in our new local. We have wildly different organizational styles. I recently found this thermometer bag (for all your temperature taking needs)
It’s great. All my dry goods are in the bottom drawer. Left side is cooking supplies. Right side is baking supplies.
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s great. All my dry goods are in the bottom drawer. Left side is cooking supplies. Right side is baking supplies.
Today I stopped procrastinating and made more chili powder. (I make my own blend because I’m picky like that.) I’d been putting it off because I mislaid my scale. Turns out all my ground chilies were the exact proportions I needed.
August 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today I stopped procrastinating and made more chili powder. (I make my own blend because I’m picky like that.) I’d been putting it off because I mislaid my scale. Turns out all my ground chilies were the exact proportions I needed.
Got an ad for an office chair that turns you into a hobbit.
August 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Got an ad for an office chair that turns you into a hobbit.
Low vision problems: I can’t read this grey type without bright lighting, but I can’t read the glossy paper under bright lights.
Guess I’ll just never drink coffee again.
Guess I’ll just never drink coffee again.
August 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Low vision problems: I can’t read this grey type without bright lighting, but I can’t read the glossy paper under bright lights.
Guess I’ll just never drink coffee again.
Guess I’ll just never drink coffee again.
I had to text my husband
June 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I had to text my husband
What if this just became a Paul Klee fan account?
May 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What if this just became a Paul Klee fan account?
Me: I’ve fallen into the unsustainable habit of getting my hair cut in a whole other country.
Yuki: I am a barber. Trust me.
Yuki: I am a barber. Trust me.
May 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me: I’ve fallen into the unsustainable habit of getting my hair cut in a whole other country.
Yuki: I am a barber. Trust me.
Yuki: I am a barber. Trust me.
Buy the three pound bags of pealed garlic cloves from Costco and roast them in the crockpot. Let cool and use a cookie scoop to make consistently sized flavor bombs for relatively little effort.
May 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Buy the three pound bags of pealed garlic cloves from Costco and roast them in the crockpot. Let cool and use a cookie scoop to make consistently sized flavor bombs for relatively little effort.
Reskeet with alt text.
April 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Reskeet with alt text.
Last night my canine nephew came over for an impromptu sleepover
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Last night my canine nephew came over for an impromptu sleepover
Find yourself a man who makes friends with the best people.
March 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Find yourself a man who makes friends with the best people.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Variations on a theme
February 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Variations on a theme
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
February 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Post someone you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like.
December 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Post someone you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like.
Report and block
I cropped out the animal cruelty photo because I’m not inflicting that on anyone.
I cropped out the animal cruelty photo because I’m not inflicting that on anyone.
November 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Report and block
I cropped out the animal cruelty photo because I’m not inflicting that on anyone.
I cropped out the animal cruelty photo because I’m not inflicting that on anyone.
🎵 Gassy cat
Asleep on my lap 🎵
🎵 Gassy cat
Asleep on my lap 🎵
Asleep on my lap 🎵
🎵 Gassy cat
Asleep on my lap 🎵
November 19, 2024 at 12:15 AM
🎵 Gassy cat
Asleep on my lap 🎵
🎵 Gassy cat
Asleep on my lap 🎵
Asleep on my lap 🎵
🎵 Gassy cat
Asleep on my lap 🎵
Without loading any new pics, where are you mentally?
November 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Without loading any new pics, where are you mentally?
She is not watching returns
November 5, 2024 at 8:46 PM
She is not watching returns
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
November 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
Made quiche of the week a day early since I didn’t need to cook dinner (made a six quart crock pot of chili this morning). Not having to come up with meals is a small way to lessen the stress of the week ahead.
November 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Made quiche of the week a day early since I didn’t need to cook dinner (made a six quart crock pot of chili this morning). Not having to come up with meals is a small way to lessen the stress of the week ahead.