bedlamsbard
@bedlamsbard.bsky.social
MCU fan, recovering Star Wars fan, Roman and medieval historian, fanfic writer. All opinions are my own.
I am sooooooo distracted right now. I have one thing I NEED to do today. (Comments back on a student's draft.)
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am sooooooo distracted right now. I have one thing I NEED to do today. (Comments back on a student's draft.)
maybe they should have waited to run the snowplows until the bars closed and all the drunk college students went home
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
maybe they should have waited to run the snowplows until the bars closed and all the drunk college students went home
mentally spraying myself with water every time I look at new lipstick because I own. so much lipstick. and I do wear most of it! (there is some I do not wear because I own. so much lipstick.) and most of it is near-identical shades of red! (I can tell the difference.)
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
mentally spraying myself with water every time I look at new lipstick because I own. so much lipstick. and I do wear most of it! (there is some I do not wear because I own. so much lipstick.) and most of it is near-identical shades of red! (I can tell the difference.)
man, I guess technically this is an accurate description of this scene but I don't think that's how I'd sum it up...
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
man, I guess technically this is an accurate description of this scene but I don't think that's how I'd sum it up...
there is always something around here making a noise that convinces me that something is about to or already has broken. what's buzzing.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
there is always something around here making a noise that convinces me that something is about to or already has broken. what's buzzing.
I am painting my nails and this is definitely a spring green and not a Christmas green.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I am painting my nails and this is definitely a spring green and not a Christmas green.
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ouch
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ouch
there is *heavy sigh* an Event outside
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
there is *heavy sigh* an Event outside
oh okay the reason it's so cold is because it is -1 F. that would do it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
oh okay the reason it's so cold is because it is -1 F. that would do it.
Oh wow do you promise?
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh wow do you promise?
okay apparently one of the problems is that The Youth do not know that textbooks include review questions
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
okay apparently one of the problems is that The Youth do not know that textbooks include review questions
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I kinda feel like this is all of us every day
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I kinda feel like this is all of us every day
yes, obviously, I would rather the city plow the roads than not, but does it have to be from 3-5 am with the most horrendous screeching sounds known to man directly outside my window?
I am. so tired.
I am. so tired.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
yes, obviously, I would rather the city plow the roads than not, but does it have to be from 3-5 am with the most horrendous screeching sounds known to man directly outside my window?
I am. so tired.
I am. so tired.
the fridge is making A Sound and as always I am filled with terror
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
the fridge is making A Sound and as always I am filled with terror
a note to my students: y'all, I can tell when you're using AI because IT IS HALLUCINATING THE AENEID QUOTATIONS AND I'M CHECKING THEM.
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
a note to my students: y'all, I can tell when you're using AI because IT IS HALLUCINATING THE AENEID QUOTATIONS AND I'M CHECKING THEM.
"Black Friday ends today!" "Cyber Monday starts now!" what day of the week is it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Black Friday ends today!" "Cyber Monday starts now!" what day of the week is it.
Whole little short story in book titles here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Whole little short story in book titles here.
oh it's SNOWING snowing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
oh it's SNOWING snowing.
I have been sooooo grumpy lately and it's actually making me even more annoyed.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I have been sooooo grumpy lately and it's actually making me even more annoyed.
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Thread.
Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thread.
why did I claw my collarbone open a few days ago and keep repeating the process. I have already repeatedly been clawing the skin off my lips for the past week or two, a habit I thought I'd broken. why.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
why did I claw my collarbone open a few days ago and keep repeating the process. I have already repeatedly been clawing the skin off my lips for the past week or two, a habit I thought I'd broken. why.
if you ever want to experience WIND come here. or don't. don't come here. this sucks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
if you ever want to experience WIND come here. or don't. don't come here. this sucks.
abruptly realized at 1:50 am that since I am running historical card and dice games in class tomorrow (extra credit for a day I expect a lot of students to be gone) I need to take the 8s, 9s, and 10s out of the five card decks I bought.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
abruptly realized at 1:50 am that since I am running historical card and dice games in class tomorrow (extra credit for a day I expect a lot of students to be gone) I need to take the 8s, 9s, and 10s out of the five card decks I bought.
Now I am apparently just in one of those moods where I am annoyed about everything.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Now I am apparently just in one of those moods where I am annoyed about everything.
Did actually read the book but I am reminded why the films work significantly better for my particular tastes.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Did actually read the book but I am reminded why the films work significantly better for my particular tastes.