LJ's Friend
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I came here because Twitter died.
Racism is just astrology for skin tones, but dumber.
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Racism is just astrology for skin tones, but dumber.
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Heist movie where they just break in, take the money and leave, called Occam's Eleven
August 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Heist movie where they just break in, take the money and leave, called Occam's Eleven
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Shel Silverstein is definitely smiling at this sad little delivery robot
June 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Shel Silverstein is definitely smiling at this sad little delivery robot
Nonce de Leon was searching for the OTHER fountain of youth.
May 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Nonce de Leon was searching for the OTHER fountain of youth.
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"johnston could i get the earnings report?"
"it's looking good sir"
"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"
"i miss my wife sir"
"it's looking good sir"
"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"
"i miss my wife sir"
May 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"johnston could i get the earnings report?"
"it's looking good sir"
"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"
"i miss my wife sir"
"it's looking good sir"
"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"
"i miss my wife sir"
It's ok to bully British people when they post pictures of their food on social media. They need to learn
May 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's ok to bully British people when they post pictures of their food on social media. They need to learn
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See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
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She got me like Nemo (I wanna touch the butt)
April 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
She got me like Nemo (I wanna touch the butt)
Me 10 minutes into my workday:
April 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Me 10 minutes into my workday:
Trying to do 1/4 of a Wade Boghs tonight. Pray for me
April 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trying to do 1/4 of a Wade Boghs tonight. Pray for me
The 2 wolves inside me (I am a loud person):
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The 2 wolves inside me (I am a loud person):
How it feels every time the White House changes it's tariff policy:
a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip
ALT: a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip
media.tenor.com
April 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How it feels every time the White House changes it's tariff policy:
If a restaurant has duck on the menu, I should not be at that restaurant.
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If a restaurant has duck on the menu, I should not be at that restaurant.
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Me: can we get an axe?
Mom: we have an axe at home.
The axe at home:
Mom: we have an axe at home.
The axe at home:
March 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me: can we get an axe?
Mom: we have an axe at home.
The axe at home:
Mom: we have an axe at home.
The axe at home:
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This is it, this is my worst joke for sure
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is it, this is my worst joke for sure
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Why is tamales pronounced tamales but females is pronounced females?
March 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why is tamales pronounced tamales but females is pronounced females?
Can't wait for summertime so I can buy lemonade from some kid in their front yard and watch them run to go tell their parents they made a sale.
February 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Can't wait for summertime so I can buy lemonade from some kid in their front yard and watch them run to go tell their parents they made a sale.
I don't get people that play Civ. I simply do not enjoy playing one game for 7 hours.
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don't get people that play Civ. I simply do not enjoy playing one game for 7 hours.
I really believe that if you're still using Twitter, you're valuing the memes and funny tweets you see over standing up to a Nazi. It's crazy that people still use that app.
February 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I really believe that if you're still using Twitter, you're valuing the memes and funny tweets you see over standing up to a Nazi. It's crazy that people still use that app.
In 2035 driving a Tesla is gonna be like driving a VW in 1950
February 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In 2035 driving a Tesla is gonna be like driving a VW in 1950
Those who forget Groundhog Day are doomed to repeat it.
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Those who forget Groundhog Day are doomed to repeat it.