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Becky The Great
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Terribly festive!


,i
January 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Why is there so many cameos of the SpongeBob cheater guy in Wicked?
#meh
January 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My beloved cat of many years has become a bony old man with eye boogers. He wont live forever. Neither will I. What has happened to him will happen to me.
January 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I laid a turd at least a foot long. I eat a lot of fiber. Not usually this solid or that long but a win is a win.
#bitchwhoshits
January 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My husband is falling asleep next to me and I am whispering things to him to see if they stick subconsciously. He wants to take up smoking meats, veggie growing, and he has no problems sleeping. He gets sexual satisfaction from rubbing shoulders.
#letsseewhathappens
December 26, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I bought softee dry shampoo. I am just as greasy as before but now smell like coconut.
#yay
December 24, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Got some sweet little ginger bread men earrings from Joyful Gem Designs. Her sanrio plush prices are also quite reasonable. If you see her buy me the starbucks earrings.
December 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Toyota Field Christmas Light Show. We go every year.
#chrimus
December 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I ate chipotle today with half scoop of red sauce. I will be burning later.
#worthit
December 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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I hate when kids learn Santa isn’t real because they’re one step away from figuring out I don’t exist either.
December 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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What if, and hear me out, we stop putting Jared Leto in movies
December 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Not Moana 2 making me cry. Moana made me cry so I don't know what I expected.
#dammitdisney
December 23, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Went in for a hamburger (no bun) and saw Santa!
December 23, 2024 at 6:52 PM
My six year old used the word corrupted perfectly. Thanks internet.
#iwilltakeit
December 23, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Just flipped thru Netflix.

When did violent abduction/rape/abuse against women become a multi million $ genre?

Can you imagine if we created a genre of movies about women stalking, abducting and raping men...that made hundreds of millions?

FFS use your wallet. Don't buy movies promoting SA!
December 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I found out today Decatur AL has a serial rapist. This man can rape and Alabama's women cant get an abortion. Fucked up. Good men don't exist in Alabama. There wouldn't be a rapist and women would have bodily autonomy if there were.
#shitsfucked
December 21, 2024 at 3:00 AM
My kid loves stickers. I dont. She will give me her stickers to be nice. She got a sticker from target today. I went to bed early for work. I have woken up and its on my hand. She put it there while I slept.
#awww
December 20, 2024 at 9:54 AM
I had big dreams of a keto chicken crack dip for the weekends lunches but time got away from me. Sheet veg and steak it is!
#ohwell
December 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I have received a soda stream. I enjoy it. Now I need accessories.
December 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
My kid and I rode a carousel yesterday. We held hands. Please hold my hand forever. Its the most whole I can feel.
December 19, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Do you remember the Caesar pitas from Wendys? I wish they would come back. They were lovely.
#hailcaesar
December 19, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I made my friend lots of drinks. She is being a trooper but she is messed up. Hope she likes muppets. We are gonna watch muppets.
#muppets
December 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Sugar free toffee from Morgan Price slaps!!!
#allthetoffee
December 18, 2024 at 8:00 PM