Drew
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Parents of young kids - please be careful trick or treating tonight
I found this Dodge RAM 1500 hidden inside a Snickers bar last year
Unlike razor blades or Fentanyl massive trucks like this actually do injure or kill a significant number of kids on Halloween
I found this Dodge RAM 1500 hidden inside a Snickers bar last year
Unlike razor blades or Fentanyl massive trucks like this actually do injure or kill a significant number of kids on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yeah, this tracks.
They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yeah, this tracks.
My son is also named Bort
August 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My son is also named Bort
Fellas is there a way we can come together to de-normalize scrolling on the phone while standing at the urinal? Seems like a task worth your full attention.
August 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fellas is there a way we can come together to de-normalize scrolling on the phone while standing at the urinal? Seems like a task worth your full attention.
Apparently adding profanity to Google searches no longer disables the AI Overview. Shitfuck.
May 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Apparently adding profanity to Google searches no longer disables the AI Overview. Shitfuck.
Stranger at the airport for some reason: "I just got in from Philadelphia and now I have to find Phillipines Airline"
My brain "Choose one: oh gosh/oh dang"
My mouth: "Oh gang"
My brain "Choose one: oh gosh/oh dang"
My mouth: "Oh gang"
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Stranger at the airport for some reason: "I just got in from Philadelphia and now I have to find Phillipines Airline"
My brain "Choose one: oh gosh/oh dang"
My mouth: "Oh gang"
My brain "Choose one: oh gosh/oh dang"
My mouth: "Oh gang"
"Yes I double majored in seeing salaries decline and art history, I wanted to make sure I thrived in the economy of the future"
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Yes I double majored in seeing salaries decline and art history, I wanted to make sure I thrived in the economy of the future"
This one never gets old:
"The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology." - E.O. Wilson
"The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology." - E.O. Wilson
April 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This one never gets old:
"The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology." - E.O. Wilson
"The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology." - E.O. Wilson
After a series of productive focus groups with customers, leadership, marketing consultants, and our front line staff, we are pleased to announce that our organization will now be known as The Knights Who Say Hi!
February 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
After a series of productive focus groups with customers, leadership, marketing consultants, and our front line staff, we are pleased to announce that our organization will now be known as The Knights Who Say Hi!
We were so close. The director of ICE was just one typo away from being a Human.
February 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We were so close. The director of ICE was just one typo away from being a Human.
When I get in touch with my sensitive side and taste for delicate things and the satisfaction that comes from nurturing others and fostering social connection, that's not me uncovering my feminine side, that's me just appreciating my humanity.
December 11, 2024 at 4:44 AM
When I get in touch with my sensitive side and taste for delicate things and the satisfaction that comes from nurturing others and fostering social connection, that's not me uncovering my feminine side, that's me just appreciating my humanity.
Apparently Dennis Prager injured his back earlier this month and someone wasted no time setting up a Bsky account in his honor. Thoughts and prayers.
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Apparently Dennis Prager injured his back earlier this month and someone wasted no time setting up a Bsky account in his honor. Thoughts and prayers.
This is some good shit, give them your money! Also you can listen to the development process on their excellent podcast Design Doc:
oneshotpodcast.com/interview-di...
oneshotpodcast.com/interview-di...
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
This is some good shit, give them your money! Also you can listen to the development process on their excellent podcast Design Doc:
oneshotpodcast.com/interview-di...
oneshotpodcast.com/interview-di...
Trump's ICE will start by deporting folks from Haiti, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, which accept higher numbers of removal flights. The rest will be detained... somewhere else.
So says Jason Houser (former ICE chief of staff) on This American Life:
www.thisamericanlife.org/846/transcript
So says Jason Houser (former ICE chief of staff) on This American Life:
www.thisamericanlife.org/846/transcript
846: This Is the Cake We Baked - This American Life
www.thisamericanlife.org
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Trump's ICE will start by deporting folks from Haiti, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, which accept higher numbers of removal flights. The rest will be detained... somewhere else.
So says Jason Houser (former ICE chief of staff) on This American Life:
www.thisamericanlife.org/846/transcript
So says Jason Houser (former ICE chief of staff) on This American Life:
www.thisamericanlife.org/846/transcript
"You will always struggle with not feeling productive until you accept that your own joy can be something you produce. It is not the only thing you will make, nor should it be, but it is something valuable and beautiful."
- Hank Green, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor
- Hank Green, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
"You will always struggle with not feeling productive until you accept that your own joy can be something you produce. It is not the only thing you will make, nor should it be, but it is something valuable and beautiful."
- Hank Green, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor
- Hank Green, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor