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it's Saturday, and it's time for this "week in stupid: December 20 edition" — MAGA defames it, Donny renames it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: December 20 edition
MAGA defames it, Donny renames it, and so much more...
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December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The Stanchies: Quinn who? Canucks extend winning streak to three games with 4-1 win vs. Islanders
The Stanchies: Quinn who? Canucks extend winning streak to three games with 4-1 win vs. Islanders
Maybe the best way to convince Quinn Hughes to stick around by winning games was by trading Quinn Hughes? I’m not sure what logical loops we need to jump through to make this the landing point of the entire situation, but watching the Vancouver Canucks go 3-0 since they traded their captain has me convinced…
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December 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Canucks Game Day: Shooting for a New York area sweep against the Islanders
Canucks Game Day: Shooting for a New York area sweep against the Islanders
The Vancouver Canucks (13-17-3) shoot for a third straight victory when they visit the New York Islanders (19-12-3) at UBS Arena. The opening face-off is slated for 4pm PT. The Canucks will be looking to sweep the New York Metropolitan area for the second time in three seasons. They also accomplished the feat in January…
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December 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Ridiculous story. What a way to treat your players.

Fans as bags as money. Players as chattel.

What a scoop by @benlypka.bsky.social

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Abbotsford Canucks players still waiting on Calder Cup championship rings - Abbotsford News
Team has not commented on whether rings will be presented or not, usually done at home opener
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December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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here's today's post: "who knew penises could be so expensive" — and why are Republicans so obsessed with whats inside everyone’s underwear?
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who knew penises could be so expensive
and why are Republicans so obsessed with whats inside everyone’s underwear?
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December 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Canucks trade rumours: Revisiting the potential suitors for Kiefer Sherwood
Canucks trade rumours: Revisiting the potential suitors for Kiefer Sherwood
While fans are still mourning the Quinn Hughes trade, the Vancouver Canucks have rattled off back-to-back wins with the new guys. However, there is still more work to do regarding the direction the team is taking.   The most likely player to be moved next is Kiefer Sherwood. Sherwood has 13 goals and four assists…
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December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Scenes from practice: Demko makes fourth straight start for Canucks vs. Islanders
Scenes from practice: Demko makes fourth straight start for Canucks vs. Islanders
Based on Thursday’s practice on Long Island, Adam Foote doesn’t appear to be interested in tinkering with a winning lineup. However, the Vancouver Canucks may have a few new looks to their line combinations when they face the New York Islanders on Friday.   What we saw No line rushes at practice, but #Canucks lineup…
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December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Filip Hronek is the Canucks’ new best trade chip, but should they consider moving him at all?
Filip Hronek is the Canucks’ new best trade chip, but should they consider moving him at all?
The Quinn Hughes trade has come and gone, and we are told more Vancouver Canucks trades are on the way.   We have heard plenty of discussion about which Canucks are most likely to go next – names like Kiefer Sherwood and Evander Kane – but little talk about who has taken over Hughes’ status…
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December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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here's today's post: "old man yells at country" — scenes from a batshit speech.
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old man yells at country
scenes from a batshit speech
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December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Where might the Canucks be with Bo Horvat?
Where might the Canucks be with Bo Horvat?
When the Vancouver Canucks sent then-Captain Bo Horvat to the New York Islanders in 2023 in exchange for a first-round pick, Anthony Beauvillier, and Aatu Raty, the trade divided the fanbase.   The debate centred on whether the Canucks made the right choice by keeping JT Miller over Horvat. At the time of the trade,…
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December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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WDYTT: What was your initial reaction to the Hughes trade, and what do you think about it now?
WDYTT: What was your initial reaction to the Hughes trade, and what do you think about it now?
Welcome back to WDYTT, the only hockey column on the internet where we’re not even going to pretend to be consumed by the aftermath of the Quinn Hughes trade. Speaking of being consumed by the aftermath of the Quinn Hughes trade…we are. And so, we presume, are all of you. This was, with little doubt,…
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December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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A post-Quinn Hughes cap space update for the Canucks
A post-Quinn Hughes cap space update for the Canucks
It’s over, it’s done, and the Puckpedia page has been updated.   Quinn Hughes is a Vancouver Canuck no longer. In his place, however, stand three new players – Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi, and Liam Öhgren – and an extra first-round pick yet to be made. Obviously, any three- or four-for-one trade is going to…
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December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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High expectations, trade calls, and more: 1-on-1 with Canucks defenceman Zeev Buium
High expectations, trade calls, and more: 1-on-1 with Canucks defenceman Zeev Buium
Ahead of the Vancouver Canucks‘ game at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night — a game where the Canucks blanked the New York Rangers 3-0 — Jonny Lazarus from our sister site Daily Faceoff caught up with new Canucks defenceman Zeev Buium. Buium, acquired as the focal point of the trade that sent Quinn Hughes…
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December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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here's today's post: "Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues."
is Wiles a Russian asset?
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Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues.
is Wiles a Russian asset?
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December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The Stanchies: Thatcher Demko officially not on Team Tank with shutout win over Rangers
The Stanchies: Thatcher Demko officially not on Team Tank with shutout win over Rangers
With the second game of the Quinn Hughes era in the books, I think we can safely say one thing: Zeev Buium will never lose a game ever again.   Yes, your favourite local sporting hockey club defeated the New York Rangers in Madison Square Garden to the tune of 3-0, and there are two…
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December 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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almost three years ago I wrote a post in which I speculated that Marjorie Taylor Greene was only pretending to be a moron. it seemed ludicrous at the time but holy shit what if I was right? (either way, she's still trash)
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is Marjorie Taylor Greene a stupid fucking idiot, or does she just play one on TV
you could easily conclude the woman is a low-wattage moron. but I think you would be wrong
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December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Rutherford says ownership is on board with a Canucks rebuild
Rutherford says ownership is on board with a Canucks rebuild
After the franchise-altering Quinn Hughes trade, there may be an answer to the direction of the Vancouver Canucks moving forward from ownership.   In an inclusive interview with PostMedia’s Patrick Johnston, Canucks President of Hockey Operations Jim Rutherford shared that after years of wanting to avoid a rebuild, ownership realizes it might be time. “He…
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December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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With a sudden influx of players, more roster changes are coming soon to the Vancouver Canucks
With a sudden influx of players, more roster changes are coming soon to the Vancouver Canucks
The subjective qualities of the Quinn Hughes trade will be debated in Vancouver Canucks circles for decades to come.   Objectively speaking, however, it was a four-for-one trade in terms of assets, and three of those assets from the Minnesota Wild have already made their way onto the Canucks’ roster, with Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi,…
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December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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David Kämpf has quietly helped Canucks penalty kill significantly since his arrival
David Kämpf has quietly helped Canucks penalty kill significantly since his arrival
Amidst all the turmoil that has taken the Vancouver Canucks to dead last in the overall standings, very quietly, the team’s once-horrid penalty kill has risen steadily over the past month. The biggest reason for the uptick?   David Kämpf. Yes, that David Kämpf. The same guy who has yet to produce a single point…
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December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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here's today's post: "sack of shit mocks beloved icon’s death" — shut the fuck up, Piggy.
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sack of shit mocks beloved icon’s death
shut the fuck up, Piggy
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December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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How likely is Quinn Hughes to win a Stanley Cup with the Minnesota Wild?
How likely is Quinn Hughes to win a Stanley Cup with the Minnesota Wild?
Quinn Hughes always had a hard time losing. That much was obvious on the ice, off the ice, and very frequently on his face. We heard that Hughes wanted to play with his brothers in New Jersey. We heard that he had a preference for the Eastern Conference. But in the end, Hughes was traded…
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December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Canucks sign Max Sasson to two-year contract extension
Canucks sign Max Sasson to two-year contract extension
A solid depth player is sticking around for a couple more years. On Monday, Vancouver Canucks general manager Patrik Allvin announced that the team has signed forward Max Sasson to a two-year contract extension. The deal, which kicks in next season, will carry an AAV of $1 million through the 2027-28 campaign. General Manager Patrik…
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December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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NHL Draft: Who sits at the top of the 2026 class if the Canucks pick there?
NHL Draft: Who sits at the top of the 2026 class if the Canucks pick there?
Established in 1970, the Vancouver Canucks have been in the National Hockey League for 55 years. In all that time, not once have they selected a player with the first overall pick at the draft podium. Whether that drought ends in 2026 remains to be seen, but their start to the 2025-26 season certainly has…
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December 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING — AND OUR SHITHOLE PRESIDENT CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SAY ANYTHING MORE THAN 'THINGS CAN HAPPEN.' FUCK OFF, YOU WORTHLESS DIAPERLOAD. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "SIR! SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING WHAT MAY BE THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME! SIR!" LINK HERE: bit.ly/4aiEzVU
Preznit Fuckwit could give a shit about what happens to other people. he’s too broken-inside to even fake a proper reaction. grief? empathy? what the fuck are those things? he’s incapable of a human response to tragedy.
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The Farmies: Victor Mancini goes coast-to-coast, but Abbotsford Canucks fall short in overtime
The Farmies: Victor Mancini goes coast-to-coast, but Abbotsford Canucks fall short in overtime
Coming off one of their more spirited wins of the season, the Abbotsford Canucks showed up in Calgary looking to sweep the weekend series and earn back-to-back wins for the first time since opening weekend.   And if the first pair of periods were any indication, they were well on their way to doing so….
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December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM