Beau Prime
beauprime.bsky.social
Beau Prime
@beauprime.bsky.social
Casting spells by day, overthinking them by night—cat approves. Queer cis woman.
Merry Crisis from my cat fam to yours
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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With my current deduction skills, I feel like Sherlock sometimes

#adhd #adhdmeme #meme
May 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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“Who’s at the door?”
“Bee.”
“Fine, who be at the door?”
July 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Thank you for this thread—it's both informative and an incredible emotional journey!
May 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
April 1st is the day we all become detectives, suspicious of every email, link, and roommate offering snacks.
April 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“But our anger comes from injustice, and has justice as its aim. When its presence is the most painful —when we know the law will not protect us, when each indignity is more wounding than the last, when we are almost overwhelmed with it—that is when we need it most.” —Jess Zimmerman
March 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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come closer
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December 24, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Sourdough starter: the only pet that demands to be fed daily but never gives me cuddles.
March 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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commission for @shobogunlover.bsky.social of him and his WIFE's (@beauprime.bsky.social) xiv characters!! :3💞
#cicutart #ffxiv #ffxivoc
March 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The semicolon: because sometimes a sentence needs a sophisticated pause, not a full stop.
February 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Copywriting is 10% writing, 90% debating whether to add a comma.
February 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Living in an oligarchy: where the rich play Monopoly while the rest of us fight over Free Parking.
January 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not a thought behind those eyes…
January 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I didn’t know we owned so many mystery cables until moving day turned into a tech archaeology dig.
January 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Moving: the magical process where you discover how much useless stuff you own, yet somehow still lose the one thing you actually need.
January 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
New Year’s Eve at home: where the drinks are free, the snacks are endless, and the dress code is sweatpants.
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Basically
December 30, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Some people work through their pain, and then there’s me, lying on the floor negotiating with my uterus like it’s a hostage situation.
December 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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hi bisky i'm struggling to find a job after my last position ended and am opening commissions! well technically they were always open but now i'm advertising them!

reposts very much appreciated‼️💞

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December 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Instead of a shiny new year, I’ll take one that’s been test-driven and emotionally stable.
December 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The holidays are great because youcan call eating 12 cookies ‘festive’ instead of a cry for help.
December 17, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Elphaba: 'I’m defying gravity!'
Me: 'Actually, it’s mavity, if we’re being timey-wimey accurate.'
December 8, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 11:30 AM