B., Esq
@beatrizelena.bsky.social
Dirt lawyer. First of Her Name. Texas-Born. Steel Magnolia. Dog mom. Women don’t owe anyone anything. Dreaming of the day I can eat kolaches & have Marisa Miller’s abs. Hook ‘Em.
I saw these shoes on Twitter and bought them on a complete whim and I have to say, I’m obsessed.
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I saw these shoes on Twitter and bought them on a complete whim and I have to say, I’m obsessed.
Someone asked one the staff for sugar in their coffee today (we don’t even really give coffee to clients but whatev) and they got offended when we didn’t have sugar for them (just stevia, maple syrup, agave, and honey).
November 22, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Someone asked one the staff for sugar in their coffee today (we don’t even really give coffee to clients but whatev) and they got offended when we didn’t have sugar for them (just stevia, maple syrup, agave, and honey).
Adulthood is finding out you got a promotion at 1:00 pm and then celebrating by ordering DoorDash to the office for dinner and working until 9:30 pm. 🤷🏽♀️
November 17, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Adulthood is finding out you got a promotion at 1:00 pm and then celebrating by ordering DoorDash to the office for dinner and working until 9:30 pm. 🤷🏽♀️
Do you ever wonder what it’s like to have parents who are proud of you and proud of your work?
No? Just me? Okay.
No? Just me? Okay.
October 23, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Do you ever wonder what it’s like to have parents who are proud of you and proud of your work?
No? Just me? Okay.
No? Just me? Okay.
Nothing like playing Bad Bunny on the golf course to let the entire club know that they let a Latina in. 🤷🏽♀️
October 22, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Nothing like playing Bad Bunny on the golf course to let the entire club know that they let a Latina in. 🤷🏽♀️
Finished Fall of the House of Usher tonight and first thing I think of?
Turning to Husband and asking “When I die, will you replace my eyes with sapphires?”
To my dismay, he said no 😔
Turning to Husband and asking “When I die, will you replace my eyes with sapphires?”
To my dismay, he said no 😔
October 18, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Finished Fall of the House of Usher tonight and first thing I think of?
Turning to Husband and asking “When I die, will you replace my eyes with sapphires?”
To my dismay, he said no 😔
Turning to Husband and asking “When I die, will you replace my eyes with sapphires?”
To my dismay, he said no 😔
May Bevo bless my golf game this afternoon. #HookEm #TexasExes
October 1, 2023 at 7:32 PM
May Bevo bless my golf game this afternoon. #HookEm #TexasExes
I told myself I’d go into the office today to catch up and prep for the next month’s chaos but I woke up and just…didn’t have it in me. It’s okay to take breaks. The work will still be there on Monday.
September 30, 2023 at 2:55 PM
I told myself I’d go into the office today to catch up and prep for the next month’s chaos but I woke up and just…didn’t have it in me. It’s okay to take breaks. The work will still be there on Monday.
“We can kick it, hang for hours and just mouth off about the world, and how we know it's going straight to hell”
A great idea in 2007, an even better idea now ❤️
A great idea in 2007, an even better idea now ❤️
Nothing makes you feel like an Elder Emo quite like finding TWO gray hairs while getting ready for a concert for a band you’ve loved for the last 18 years. 🤷🏽♀️
September 27, 2023 at 1:28 AM
“We can kick it, hang for hours and just mouth off about the world, and how we know it's going straight to hell”
A great idea in 2007, an even better idea now ❤️
A great idea in 2007, an even better idea now ❤️
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I wish I could wear a sweatshirt and jeans to work. I wouldnt care if they required a company branded sweatshirt so long as I could wear one
September 26, 2023 at 4:36 PM
I wish I could wear a sweatshirt and jeans to work. I wouldnt care if they required a company branded sweatshirt so long as I could wear one
Darth, I miss my blackberry bold, tbh.
devindra i miss my iphone 12 mini tbh
September 26, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Darth, I miss my blackberry bold, tbh.
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Reggie leaving the shelter after being on The List™️
September 26, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Reggie leaving the shelter after being on The List™️
Nothing makes you feel like an Elder Emo quite like finding TWO gray hairs while getting ready for a concert for a band you’ve loved for the last 18 years. 🤷🏽♀️
September 26, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Nothing makes you feel like an Elder Emo quite like finding TWO gray hairs while getting ready for a concert for a band you’ve loved for the last 18 years. 🤷🏽♀️
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LmFao in what world am I gonna pay to scream into a void and ignore everyone I care about ?????
September 19, 2023 at 1:53 AM
LmFao in what world am I gonna pay to scream into a void and ignore everyone I care about ?????
Huuuuge thank you to @tallgay.bsky.social for letting me into the good place!! 🥰
September 19, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Huuuuge thank you to @tallgay.bsky.social for letting me into the good place!! 🥰