B., Esq
@beatrizelena.bsky.social
Dirt lawyer. First of Her Name. Texas-Born. Steel Magnolia. Dog mom. Women don’t owe anyone anything. Dreaming of the day I can eat kolaches & have Marisa Miller’s abs. Hook ‘Em.
Girl I will go HAM for some Harry & David pears!!!
November 16, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Girl I will go HAM for some Harry & David pears!!!
Grilled cheese and tomato soup. It’s cold in SC right now!!
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Grilled cheese and tomato soup. It’s cold in SC right now!!
Ahhh Tommie was in a donut for 2 weeks last month for his ACL surgery!! Samesies!!
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Ahhh Tommie was in a donut for 2 weeks last month for his ACL surgery!! Samesies!!
We are an office made up entirely of millennial women…we don’t add real sugar to our coffee. So sorry bud, your options are limited to what we use 🤷🏽♀️
November 22, 2023 at 12:55 AM
We are an office made up entirely of millennial women…we don’t add real sugar to our coffee. So sorry bud, your options are limited to what we use 🤷🏽♀️
We finished it a few days ago 😍🥰
October 22, 2023 at 10:03 PM
We finished it a few days ago 😍🥰
He hit on me once at the Iowa state fair when I was in college. Total bro. Ick.
October 18, 2023 at 1:42 AM
He hit on me once at the Iowa state fair when I was in college. Total bro. Ick.
Update. It did NOT. GO. WELL.
October 1, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Update. It did NOT. GO. WELL.
Give me a company branded quarter zip and I’ll be happy as a clam at high tide.
September 27, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Give me a company branded quarter zip and I’ll be happy as a clam at high tide.
Update: Had a blast at the concert while spending a fair amount of time texting one of my bosses re: another employee‘s performance review. 16 year old B., you should be proud.
September 27, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Update: Had a blast at the concert while spending a fair amount of time texting one of my bosses re: another employee‘s performance review. 16 year old B., you should be proud.