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Zach M
@beardybooknerd.bsky.social
A writer, a reader, a dairy-free creamer

Birmingham, Al
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Kim Davis crawled out from under her rock and saw the constitution so that means 6 more years of marriage equality
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Kool-Aid man struck again last night
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hear me out: Lord of The Rings (trilogy) is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I want to thank everyone who did not call it Hallowe’en this year. You da real heroes
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
New drag name: Angie O’Plasty
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I won’t cry at work, I won’t cry at work, I won’t..
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Literally me
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Im at work, so will this work for tummy Tuesday?
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s looking very fall-y today
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Zach M
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@bhamblues.bsky.social would like this drag show
Buffy and Faith drag, on stage dancing to Bikini Kill - A+, NO NOTES
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In horses intended for WHAT?
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think I might start a Stranger Things re-watch tonight to get ready for the final season.
a neon sign that says stranger things in red letters
ALT: a neon sign that says stranger things in red letters
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think I might be a little autistic because my mother was taking Pirin tablets when she was filling out my adoption paperwork
a man standing next to a woman in a room with the words agador i need some pirin tablets quickly on the bottom
ALT: a man standing next to a woman in a room with the words agador i need some pirin tablets quickly on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So you’re telling me that Lebubu and Delulu are NOT the same thing?
September 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Facebook really just served me an ad with a rainbow flag on fire encouraging me to find a true “Bible preaching anti-woke” church.
Fuck all of that
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Have some empathy, Charlie would’ve HATED that.
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm with the droids on this one
September 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yall, I’m so tired of having to tell my older lonely gay friends that the hot guy who is talking to them online isn’t real and the “videos” they get are ai generated voice and all.
September 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
For once, I agree with Arby’s
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
FAQ:
Yes, I do wish I was at DragonCon.
Yes, I have been saying since last year's con that I would definitely put aside the money to go to this years con.
Yes, I am starting to say the same thing about next year's con.
No, i probably won't remember to get passes for next year until its too late.
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I spent time in downtown Birmingham today. It almost feels like a real city.
August 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We’ve reached the “democrats are a terrorist organization” stage of American facism a lot faster than I thought we would.
August 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I posted a picture on my snap story about waking up with pretty bad anxiety. Granted I was shirtless, it was by no means a thirst trap. Here are some choice replies:
“I wish you were in me”
“Like your nips sucked?”
“Aww still sexy though”
“Still hot af!”
August 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM