Zach M
@beardybooknerd.bsky.social
A writer, a reader, a dairy-free creamer
Birmingham, Al
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Birmingham, Al
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The Kool-Aid man struck again last night
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Kool-Aid man struck again last night
Im at work, so will this work for tummy Tuesday?
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Im at work, so will this work for tummy Tuesday?
It’s looking very fall-y today
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s looking very fall-y today
Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle
In horses intended for WHAT?
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In horses intended for WHAT?
I'm with the droids on this one
September 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm with the droids on this one
For once, I agree with Arby’s
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For once, I agree with Arby’s
I spent time in downtown Birmingham today. It almost feels like a real city.
August 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I spent time in downtown Birmingham today. It almost feels like a real city.
My work did a day today. I was told several times that I’m old for being born in the 80s
August 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My work did a day today. I was told several times that I’m old for being born in the 80s
Fb dating coming in with a real winner today. Yes his opening message is “baby please”
August 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fb dating coming in with a real winner today. Yes his opening message is “baby please”
Two years clean and this is the shit being served to me via adbots
August 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Two years clean and this is the shit being served to me via adbots
This happens several times a day. I usually just return the same energy someone else puts in to the conversation
July 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This happens several times a day. I usually just return the same energy someone else puts in to the conversation
I’m told I do! I’m also told I give amazing hugs as well!
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m told I do! I’m also told I give amazing hugs as well!
People without a sense of humor, people who lack empathy. Those aren’t my only turnoffs, but certainly the biggest ones
July 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
People without a sense of humor, people who lack empathy. Those aren’t my only turnoffs, but certainly the biggest ones
Thank you! I’m trying to make myself smile more in pictures as I was going through old selfies and I look so upset and sour.
July 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thank you! I’m trying to make myself smile more in pictures as I was going through old selfies and I look so upset and sour.
Honestly, no. I’m pretty open to guys of every shape, shade, and showmanship.
July 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Honestly, no. I’m pretty open to guys of every shape, shade, and showmanship.
1000% YES. I had SO much fun
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
1000% YES. I had SO much fun
Usually his eyes! But generally his face at first. A cute face goes a long way with me.
July 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Usually his eyes! But generally his face at first. A cute face goes a long way with me.
Wow, right out of the box!
Also: WTF??
I require enthusiastic and sustained consent at all times.
Also: WTF??
I require enthusiastic and sustained consent at all times.
July 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wow, right out of the box!
Also: WTF??
I require enthusiastic and sustained consent at all times.
Also: WTF??
I require enthusiastic and sustained consent at all times.
I’m watching the 1998 Lost In Space movie and hooboy it does NOT hold up. How a movie can be packed with acting powerhouses and still have some of the most wooden line readings I’ve ever heard. And whoever dubbed over Jared Harris should be publicly flogged
July 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m watching the 1998 Lost In Space movie and hooboy it does NOT hold up. How a movie can be packed with acting powerhouses and still have some of the most wooden line readings I’ve ever heard. And whoever dubbed over Jared Harris should be publicly flogged
To everyone saying “the republicans are going to hate all this power they’re giving the president when the next democratic president takes office!”
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
To everyone saying “the republicans are going to hate all this power they’re giving the president when the next democratic president takes office!”
Gotta watch out for those coyote spirits
June 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Gotta watch out for those coyote spirits
At least it’s not raining today…. Yet
June 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
At least it’s not raining today…. Yet