Bear Claw Billie
@bearclawbillie.bsky.social
Electronic musician (action/horror/dance/hip hop). Comedy doer (Fix My Carcast host, improviser, riffer, writer). Genderfluid (they/she)🏳️⚧️. Maine.
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My last job felt like I worked there for decades (derogatory) and my current job feels like I’ve worked there for decades (complimentary)
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My last job felt like I worked there for decades (derogatory) and my current job feels like I’ve worked there for decades (complimentary)
bluesky is where the pretty girls are 🏳️⚧️
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
bluesky is where the pretty girls are 🏳️⚧️
holy fuck does my algorithm get me
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
holy fuck does my algorithm get me
I love that this is how I heard the news
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I love that this is how I heard the news
Suddenly hitting me why heist movies are comfort movies
I’m autistic and it’s just nice to see people make a plan and then do the plan
I’m autistic and it’s just nice to see people make a plan and then do the plan
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Suddenly hitting me why heist movies are comfort movies
I’m autistic and it’s just nice to see people make a plan and then do the plan
I’m autistic and it’s just nice to see people make a plan and then do the plan
Pokémon Go down on him
why is bill clinton letting everyone in the world slob his knob except for ol’ hillary? she probably got that gluck gluck no quitters attitude. give ‘er a chance, billy!
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pokémon Go down on him
god it is so sad that this whole time he’s thought that the only thing he’s done that will keep him out of heaven is the dick in his mouth
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
god it is so sad that this whole time he’s thought that the only thing he’s done that will keep him out of heaven is the dick in his mouth
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(me after seeing Disney’s Hall of Presidents exhibit) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
(me after seeing Disney’s Hall of Presidents exhibit) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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I NEED A TRUMP PRESSER WHERE A REPORTER ASKS HIM IF HE SWALLOWED RIGHT TO HIS FACE IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I NEED A TRUMP PRESSER WHERE A REPORTER ASKS HIM IF HE SWALLOWED RIGHT TO HIS FACE IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE
make a plan do the plan till I die
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
make a plan do the plan till I die
the fuck you up to today ding dong
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the fuck you up to today ding dong
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Another Bill Clinton blow job story??? Hollywood will reboot ANYTHING to avoid investing in original screenplays
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Another Bill Clinton blow job story??? Hollywood will reboot ANYTHING to avoid investing in original screenplays
We need to remove the stigma around masturbatory art
Keep jerkin’ n flickin’, artists
Keep jerkin’ n flickin’, artists
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We need to remove the stigma around masturbatory art
Keep jerkin’ n flickin’, artists
Keep jerkin’ n flickin’, artists
cute girls trading pictures of us being cute because it’s fun to be cute!
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
cute girls trading pictures of us being cute because it’s fun to be cute!
It is very fun to fall in love and instantly discuss the sort of annoying power couple you both are about to be part of 🤭
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It is very fun to fall in love and instantly discuss the sort of annoying power couple you both are about to be part of 🤭
presidents are blowing presidents, can we finally just be gay already
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
presidents are blowing presidents, can we finally just be gay already
what is my podcast
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
what is my podcast
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
Me to my shadow every day
If you don't want to fuck me, why do you follow me?
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Me to my shadow every day
My partner wanted to see “boymode” pictures of me in my youth but declared that every single one is MAJOR enby vibes 🥰🥰🥰
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My partner wanted to see “boymode” pictures of me in my youth but declared that every single one is MAJOR enby vibes 🥰🥰🥰
Motion to erase every aspect of Thanksgiving other than reflecting on what you are grateful for and MST3K Turkey Day
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Motion to erase every aspect of Thanksgiving other than reflecting on what you are grateful for and MST3K Turkey Day
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I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
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i guess we know what trump meant by Big Beautiful Bill now
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i guess we know what trump meant by Big Beautiful Bill now
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You know estrogen is magic because the ways it makes you look like a girl are ethereal and impossible to pin down.
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You know estrogen is magic because the ways it makes you look like a girl are ethereal and impossible to pin down.
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime