mlb moments: on may 15th, 1999, st. louis cardinals left-hander scott radinsky pitched one inning of scoreless relief against the los angeles dodgers, striking out one. radinsky was credited with the hold as the cardinals secured an 8-5 win to improve their record to 18-17 on the season

Captain Eudora is looking for a First Mate

you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

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time for possibly the greatest christmas banger of all time, and definitely the most overachieving cover in the history of music. this is like if someone tore up the club with hot cross buns

Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter