@beantoesmc.bsky.social
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Deceased 🤣💀
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Deceased 🤣💀
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the wonderful thing about cats is no person will ever get to the end of their life and think "I wish I had spent LESS time letting a soft warm purring thing sleep in my lap."
February 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
the wonderful thing about cats is no person will ever get to the end of their life and think "I wish I had spent LESS time letting a soft warm purring thing sleep in my lap."
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I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
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9 days until Dictator Donnie fails to lower egg and gas prices and then blames it on Democrats and Canada
January 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
9 days until Dictator Donnie fails to lower egg and gas prices and then blames it on Democrats and Canada
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek
theonion.com/vatican...
theonion.com/vatican...
January 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek
theonion.com/vatican...
theonion.com/vatican...
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Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
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“He’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…”
Me:
Me:
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
“He’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…”
Me:
Me:
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Highlight of the Tyson v Paul fight
spongebob and patrick are standing in front of lockers in a locker room .
ALT: spongebob and patrick are standing in front of lockers in a locker room .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Highlight of the Tyson v Paul fight
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Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️
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I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
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