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kofeyh
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Slightly weird coffee & space enthusiast who will probably ramble about both (or neither, one can never be sure). Plausibly discombobulated. Bean Enthusiast. #space #coffee
It's very unlikely. We don't get nice things any more.
August 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
You know what's good? Me either.
June 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I have a modern beast of a PC, but there are days I'd gladly swap it for a Commodore Amiga 1200 and the fantastic Commodore CRT monitor.

I started out with an Amiga 500, then the 1200, and I'm not convinced the latest wizzbang bullshit is better.
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Moist (refer alt text).
June 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I really am tired of this timeline.
June 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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In this week’s newsletter we talk about basketball, sea-monkeys, AI, and genocide. I make it work. buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
How to keep sea-monkeys alive
Little painting I did a couple of weeks ago. There’s a stick so it looks like a protest sign, but I cropped it out. Enjoying the newsletter? Gimme $2 for...
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June 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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went through all the donation screenshots i've been sent for the apple stickers I've been printing & posting - raised almost $1000 for the ACMS! very happy with that (p.s if you want some stickers I will keep doing it until the end of june - details here: bsky.app/profile/decr...)
June 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Life Hack: find a cave to hide in for 20 years
June 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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This is a great (paid) opportunity for First Nations writers and emerging critics (in Australia) who're interested in writing & publishing art/book reviews. I was a mentor last year, and look forward to mentoring someone this year. #mobsky www.indailysa.com.au/inreview/men...
Calling emerging First Nations writers and critics - InReview | InDaily, Inside South Australia
For the third year InReview is partnering with CreateSA to offer a rare mentorship opportunity for an emerging First Nations writer based in South Australia.
www.indailysa.com.au
May 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
James McGrath, sitting alone, in an unlit ABC studio, declaring that there are pre-polls. #auspol
May 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I mean it's one Election, Michael. How many seats could it cost? 10 seats? #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
James "pre-poll" McGrath. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sky News sifting through the ashes wondering where it all went wrong. Such a shock loss.

Absolutely not a hint of self awareness. #auspol
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Alright Albo, make sure you still have that spine tomorrow morning. #auspol
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Sky News is basically just a telecast of a funeral. Ah well. #auspol
May 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Not sure if awake or still dreaming. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Word salad. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Mud. Smearing. Deadly? Gap! #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Make Australia Deadly Serious Again. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Oh no. Anyway. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
May 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Potatoes may be unpopular this season. Fascinating. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Anyway, time for something else.
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
They haven't mentioned nuclear power yet. Shout out to 'focus groups' though.
May 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I crave the bean juice, brother.
March 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM