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Josh 🪀
@bean-pole.bsky.social
A blend of web dev and systems programming that forms a fine paste.
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If a person shows up to your house uninvited do you burn it down to keep them away?

United States: “sorry I can’t hear you over these flames.”
June 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Who should I talk to regarding scim support for pds? This is what the people want.
January 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Everyone should get a duck with little hat for the holidays
a duck is standing in front of a sunflower and the word pongus is on the bottom of the picture
ALT: a duck is standing in front of a sunflower and the word pongus is on the bottom of the picture
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December 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Have you petted a duck today?
a drawing of a duck with bat written on the bottom left
Alt: a drawing of a duck with bat written on the bottom left
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December 17, 2024 at 3:15 PM
You black out on the toilet and next thing you know you own a new keyboard.
December 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM
🪀 🐠 👁️ #trickcircle
December 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Another day, another python library I have to install globally from brew….
December 5, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I caught a cold, maybe it’s a sign…
After the first actually cold days this month I broke down and bought a parka.
December 4, 2024 at 12:19 PM
After the first actually cold days this month I broke down and bought a parka.
December 3, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I have never been this happy for a rainy day
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
🦋 needs more 🪀
#trickcircle
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Bought an Xbox to be more relatable to my GenZ brother (we are 10 years apart). As I have made him play obscure indie games with me for the last 5 years.

My old person brain hates the idea of giving money to Microsoft so I bought it off eBay…
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Another day, another fight with permission scopes.
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Everyday is a good Bipth day
Good Bipth everyone
November 15, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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can’t believe I forgot to post pizzamorphs
June 4, 2023 at 12:35 AM
We need less posting on BlueSky being better than X and get back to absurdism.
a cartoon hand is pressing a button that says " absurd "
ALT: a cartoon hand is pressing a button that says " absurd "
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November 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Good Bipth everyone
November 8, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Here is a cat to help in these trying times.
November 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 3:50 PM
This is a major sub plot in my life by association.
my obsession with moo deng the hippo is a major subplot in my life rn
September 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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…CATS
August 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, October 13,1954
July 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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My condolences for the man who was barely injured despite his intentions to kill me. I hope he has a swift recovery so I can be killed faster and with vigor
July 14, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I just bashed my knee into a cabinet while brushing my teeth. Gonna be a great day.
January 3, 2024 at 1:37 PM