Beacon Alcove
@beacon-alcove.bsky.social
👽⚠️: I have a website I sometimes update.
#creaturepost: I occasionally encounter creatures.
#creaturepost: I occasionally encounter creatures.
Lovingly dusting my partner’s anime figures while he’s at work.
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lovingly dusting my partner’s anime figures while he’s at work.
The customer service phone line is no place for a tabby with a praise kink.
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The customer service phone line is no place for a tabby with a praise kink.
#creaturepost my mom shared with me a photo from the flamingo rave she attended.
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
#creaturepost my mom shared with me a photo from the flamingo rave she attended.
There’s petty and then there’s creating a spreadsheet to show that women are less likely to be promoted to leadership positions in your place of work and delivering it to the head of the department when you weren’t even applying for leadership in the first place.
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There’s petty and then there’s creating a spreadsheet to show that women are less likely to be promoted to leadership positions in your place of work and delivering it to the head of the department when you weren’t even applying for leadership in the first place.
That’s my engagement toe ring.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That’s my engagement toe ring.
I am the first person to read this library book.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am the first person to read this library book.
I don’t believe in the death penalty, except when I witness someone yelling at a service worker.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I don’t believe in the death penalty, except when I witness someone yelling at a service worker.
I haven’t updated the blog in a while. That’s because I’ve been working on a different writing project that I haven’t shared yet.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I haven’t updated the blog in a while. That’s because I’ve been working on a different writing project that I haven’t shared yet.
#creaturepost I saw a great egret mourning at a headstone in the community cemetery.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
#creaturepost I saw a great egret mourning at a headstone in the community cemetery.
Severance (by Ling Ma) is unbelievable because what do you mean she has to be escorted to the bathroom while locked into a L’Occitane in a mall? There’s one in the back. And a door to the interior hallways. Girl just leave.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Severance (by Ling Ma) is unbelievable because what do you mean she has to be escorted to the bathroom while locked into a L’Occitane in a mall? There’s one in the back. And a door to the interior hallways. Girl just leave.
What would you name a sock if you had to?
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What would you name a sock if you had to?
Woah! Wake up babe! New dinosaur just dropped!
A new look at the "Dueling Dinosaurs" fossil reveals that Tyrannosaurus rex was not the only tyrannosaur roaming the land. n.pr/47h1RJF
Scientists thought this fossil was a teen T. rex. Turns out it's a new tyrannosaur
A new look at the "Dueling Dinosaurs" fossil reveals that Tyrannosaurus rex was not the only tyrannosaur roaming the land.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Woah! Wake up babe! New dinosaur just dropped!
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The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
Rumor has it my direct boss told a coworker that he “doesn’t fuck with a certain group of people” and then asked if she had “listened to the translated speeches.”
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Rumor has it my direct boss told a coworker that he “doesn’t fuck with a certain group of people” and then asked if she had “listened to the translated speeches.”
The thrift gods have smiled upon me today as I have procured a Big Mouth Billy Bass to go in my Fish Bathroom.
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The thrift gods have smiled upon me today as I have procured a Big Mouth Billy Bass to go in my Fish Bathroom.
Reposted by Beacon Alcove
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
When I get my haircut tomorrow…do you think she’ll understand when I say “like the poster for Jaws but y2k”?
September 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When I get my haircut tomorrow…do you think she’ll understand when I say “like the poster for Jaws but y2k”?
I’m at the tenure of my job where I am barely staving off a panic attack.
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m at the tenure of my job where I am barely staving off a panic attack.
#creaturepost: today I saw an egret read a sign for the local farmers market.
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#creaturepost: today I saw an egret read a sign for the local farmers market.
I had a dream last night that I showed up to an escape room in socks and sandals and the game master was like “you need closed toed shoes” and I was like. Oh I don’t live to far. And then I went through all these alleyways like it was the Venice of Hitchcock’s Vertigo. Got my shoes. Drove back.
September 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I had a dream last night that I showed up to an escape room in socks and sandals and the game master was like “you need closed toed shoes” and I was like. Oh I don’t live to far. And then I went through all these alleyways like it was the Venice of Hitchcock’s Vertigo. Got my shoes. Drove back.
Like bringing a psychic to an escape room…
September 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Like bringing a psychic to an escape room…
👽⚠️: NEW BLOG POST! // When Do We Breathe? // Just woke up and vomited this out for your consideration. beacon-alcove.neocities.org/Blog/091125
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beacon-alcove.neocities.org
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
👽⚠️: NEW BLOG POST! // When Do We Breathe? // Just woke up and vomited this out for your consideration. beacon-alcove.neocities.org/Blog/091125
I’m going to quit my job and make stickers
September 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m going to quit my job and make stickers
Setting a time limit and turning off the notifications on Instagram is really a net positive for my mental health but really it just means I spend an hour on Instagram at midnight and lose an hour of sleep.
September 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Setting a time limit and turning off the notifications on Instagram is really a net positive for my mental health but really it just means I spend an hour on Instagram at midnight and lose an hour of sleep.