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Leaving the beach for the snow
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for LL Cool J to re-record Big Ole Butt w/o the lyrics about going down to the high school
December 20, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Had a bad moment today babes.
My nephew is staying over for the holidays, and came home while I was watching SG-1. He said that was cool cuz his college bar asks questions about "old shows" at trivia.
Am dead.
December 30, 2023 at 5:53 AM
All I want for Christmas is for LL Cool J to re-record Big Ole Butt w/o the lyrics about going down to the high school
December 20, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Somehow forgot there's a Heart of Darkness SG1 episode 😆
November 29, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Controversial: with the exception of Airheads, not a single 90s Adam Sandler movie holds up
November 3, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Attn.: Sliders is free to watch on RokuTV, but you have to whisper "Sliders" out loud to yourself before pressing play.
October 24, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Streaming services are so effing insecure. I'm halfway through season 3 of a show and get a pop up like "Do you like this"? "Is this show good?" "Plaease tell us you like this show"
Like, have some self respect netflix
October 23, 2023 at 2:01 AM
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Peripatus, spitting spiders: glue guns
Bombardier beetles, oogpister, some stick insects, skunks: chemical sprays
Spitting cobras: venom
Cone snails: venomous harpoon
Archerfish: water bullet
Orca: waves
Electric eels: taser
Northern fulmar: projectile vomit
Santino the chimp: rocks
i’ve gone on record stating that more animals should have ranged attacks, and i stand by it
I recently learned that only some of the 13 species of horned lizard can defensively squirt blood from their eyes, as described in this paper featuring Chula, Dusty, and Oso—three dogs who hassled a bunch of lizards for science. yubawatershedinstitute.org/wp-content/u...
October 2, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Absolutely LOVE but they always turn into jagged shards of glass for a second? right before you get to the middle
What are folks' opinions on these strawberry hard candies, more formally known as "strawberry bon bons"? Delicious? Nasty trash? Somewhere in the middle?
October 3, 2023 at 2:13 AM
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Because the CBS website is utter garbage full of clickbait ads — literally the only relevant text on the whole site of links & pop-ups is this:
October 1, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Dude, x files has everything. Aliens, satanic cults running school boards, Gillian Anderson... just everything.
September 29, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Rewatching x files - I had NO IDEA how many future SG1 actors guested on this show
September 28, 2023 at 7:22 AM
😎
September 26, 2023 at 2:33 AM
🚨 Alright pals, i've been stuck in bed with a really bad ankle sprain since Friday evening. Its making me slowly crazy and I just want people to know. That is all. 🚨
September 26, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Was it a pebble that took you out? A gentle slope in the pavement? A slight breeze?
Who knows! You're weaker than so many things now. At the mercy of the elements and your fragile, decaying body.
What's it like to be in your late 30s?
Well kids, you go to a healthy dinner with friends at a vegan restaurant where one works. You have a great time, drink responsibly, tip well and take a cab home.
You're happy with your responsible choices.
You annihilate your ankle getting out of the cab.
September 24, 2023 at 2:29 PM
What's it like to be in your late 30s?
Well kids, you go to a healthy dinner with friends at a vegan restaurant where one works. You have a great time, drink responsibly, tip well and take a cab home.
You're happy with your responsible choices.
You annihilate your ankle getting out of the cab.
September 24, 2023 at 2:22 PM
"Sexy sprained vs. broken ankle"
Ooooo yea 💥💥💅
"sexy ANSI Z53" standardizing safety colors to match the ISO colors is pretty sexy, yeag

lemme try the next most recent

"sexy Chuck Tingle" now we're cooking
"sexy halcyon console"
September 24, 2023 at 10:14 AM
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Newsky question: when I click on a pic someone posts with alt text, the alt text takes up a good portion of the bottom of the screen. Sometimes I want to see it, but it often overlaps text and stuff. Can I shrink it or close just the alt text?
September 21, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Newsky question: when I click on a pic someone posts with alt text, the alt text takes up a good portion of the bottom of the screen. Sometimes I want to see it, but it often overlaps text and stuff. Can I shrink it or close just the alt text?
September 21, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Meet Spudley DoRight. There's only one chair in the house he KNOWS he's not allowed on 🤣
September 18, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM