CornyBrian
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CornyBrian
@bcisme.bsky.social
Cat servant. Failed cat tamer.
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New in PN: The triumph of bullshit

"We’re a long way from 'covfefe' and tumescent hurricanes Sharpied on a weather map. This is an era of lies as policy, where government priorities are based on right-wing conspiracy theories and fear-mongering."
The triumph of bullshit
Internet conspiracy theories are now official government policy.
www.publicnotice.co
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A solo album is imminent
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
What are the odds of us seeing the first ever nazi salute in space.
January 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about your latest bar or restaurant experience:

Oh don’t make me wait too long, for the entrees to come.
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about your latest bar or restaurant experience:

They Sat Us Near The Toilets, Again.
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about your latest bar or restaurant experience:

You're Going to Seat Us There Bill, Aren't you?
January 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM