Surely in one of these executive orders he’s signed so far is a trigger for lowering eggs and gas, right?

It’s time for new leadership in the democrat party. Chuck needs to go. Nancy needs to retire. This isn’t your grandpas america anymore.

He’s doing exactly what he said he would do! What are democrats doing to win midterms in 2026?

H/t George Conway — it’s perfect 🤣 from Olivia Julianna:

I love this so much!

At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.

This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.

It’s nice to dream something will come down in the 11th hour. Reality- it’s not gonna happen. He will be our president for the next 4 years. We need to focus on mid-terms.

Wow the irony

TikTok is back. A little sus if you ask me. I have scrolled so much my fingers hurt.

here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists.
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