Michael Bauser
@bauser.com
I was the first Bauser on the Internet.
Does Little Marco have a list of woke fonts he can share with the rest of us? I want to make sure I exclusively use those going forward.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Does Little Marco have a list of woke fonts he can share with the rest of us? I want to make sure I exclusively use those going forward.
First time seeing West Grand #Burlesque since they moved to Northville. @coreyosullivan.com got on stage for a selfie with the cast, because she's so extra.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
First time seeing West Grand #Burlesque since they moved to Northville. @coreyosullivan.com got on stage for a selfie with the cast, because she's so extra.
Illegal dumping has long been a problem on the Superior Township end of Leforge Road, but now it's happening on the #Ypsilanti end. This dishwasher was dumped across the street from Peninsular Park!
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Illegal dumping has long been a problem on the Superior Township end of Leforge Road, but now it's happening on the #Ypsilanti end. This dishwasher was dumped across the street from Peninsular Park!
The #Ypsilanti Cinemark seemed overwhelmed by the #WickedForGood crowd tonight. At one point, they had to stop people entering the 3D theater while the staff looked for more 3D glasses!
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The #Ypsilanti Cinemark seemed overwhelmed by the #WickedForGood crowd tonight. At one point, they had to stop people entering the 3D theater while the staff looked for more 3D glasses!
Sentences I didn't want to be overhearing co-workers say right now: "I know it's not strep throat."
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sentences I didn't want to be overhearing co-workers say right now: "I know it's not strep throat."
This poster shop's got me figured out, y'all.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This poster shop's got me figured out, y'all.
One last #Halloween party, at a "mead tasting room" that might be a converted carwash. WTF, #Ypsilanti?
#MST3K
#MST3K
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
One last #Halloween party, at a "mead tasting room" that might be a converted carwash. WTF, #Ypsilanti?
#MST3K
#MST3K
This headline might be the greatest example ever of someone thinking their personal and very specific anxieties are newsworthy. It's an almost transcendental instance of #music critic navel-gazing. Even the #Pitchfork editors must be in awe.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
Lily Allen’s album shows why open relationships aren’t for us children of divorce | The Independent
Like me, Lily Allen is a child of divorced parents – it’s no wonder an open relationship didn’t work for her, writes Olivia Petter, it certainly wouldn’t for me
www.independent.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This headline might be the greatest example ever of someone thinking their personal and very specific anxieties are newsworthy. It's an almost transcendental instance of #music critic navel-gazing. Even the #Pitchfork editors must be in awe.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
www.independent.co.uk/voices/lily-...
"What's in that box?" I wondered when I saw it on the shelf at #Goodwill. The label they put on the box only sorta answered the question.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"What's in that box?" I wondered when I saw it on the shelf at #Goodwill. The label they put on the box only sorta answered the question.
Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to the #Ypsilanti #Cryptid Festival tonight. She bought some soap, but I thought the haunted caboose next store was more fun.
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to the #Ypsilanti #Cryptid Festival tonight. She bought some soap, but I thought the haunted caboose next store was more fun.
My wife @coreyosullivan.com keeping her #spookyseason going by dragging me to the Ann Arbor Oddities Bazaar and @holybones.bsky.social on the same day.
October 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My wife @coreyosullivan.com keeping her #spookyseason going by dragging me to the Ann Arbor Oddities Bazaar and @holybones.bsky.social on the same day.
Took @coreyosullivan.com to the Sinner's Ball in Detroit last night. We were hoping for more of a #TheaterBizarre vibe than we got. I think the biggest problem was the audience was a bunch of squares.
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Took @coreyosullivan.com to the Sinner's Ball in Detroit last night. We were hoping for more of a #TheaterBizarre vibe than we got. I think the biggest problem was the audience was a bunch of squares.
#Ypsilanti making some noise for #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
#Ypsilanti making some noise for #NoKings
The bar closest to the #Ypsilanti #NoKings protest emailed to invite protesters in for a beer. Is pregaming a protest a thing?
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The bar closest to the #Ypsilanti #NoKings protest emailed to invite protesters in for a beer. Is pregaming a protest a thing?
Today is #Thanksgiving in #Canada because Canadians are #thankful that #Columbus never reached their borders.
October 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today is #Thanksgiving in #Canada because Canadians are #thankful that #Columbus never reached their borders.
My wife was driving us to the #MichRenFest when I saw the smoke column and googled "fire grand blanc mi," expecting a small local news story. We had to pull over 3 times for emergency vehicles to pass us. I don't think many people at the Festival knew what had happened.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Live updates: Deadly church shooting and fire at Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Michigan | CNN
At least 4 people were killed in a shooting in Grand Blanc Township. Follow for live updates.
www.cnn.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My wife was driving us to the #MichRenFest when I saw the smoke column and googled "fire grand blanc mi," expecting a small local news story. We had to pull over 3 times for emergency vehicles to pass us. I don't think many people at the Festival knew what had happened.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Almost an hour-long wait at the #Ypsilanti Meijer today for flu and COVID #vaccines. Nice that the locals ignoring RFK, I guess.
September 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Almost an hour-long wait at the #Ypsilanti Meijer today for flu and COVID #vaccines. Nice that the locals ignoring RFK, I guess.
The good news is that there's a new ice cream parlor coming to Midtown #Ypsilanti. The bad news is that it's in a building that's been hit by cars four times in three years. I think I'll get my ice cream to go.
www.wxyz.com/news/car-cra...
www.wxyz.com/news/car-cra...
Car crashes into Ypsilanti building, owners say it's the 4th time in 3 years
A man police say was fleeing a shooting scene ended up crashing into an Ypsilanti building, igniting a fire that left damage.
www.wxyz.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The good news is that there's a new ice cream parlor coming to Midtown #Ypsilanti. The bad news is that it's in a building that's been hit by cars four times in three years. I think I'll get my ice cream to go.
www.wxyz.com/news/car-cra...
www.wxyz.com/news/car-cra...
#Kroger added a #vegetarian pot pie to its store brand this summer. Not sure if they're trying to lower my cholesterol, or if they're worried I won't be able to afford meat in the future #Trump economy.
www.kroger.com/p/smart-way-...
www.kroger.com/p/smart-way-...
Smart Way™ Frozen Vegetable Pot Pie, 7 oz - Kroger
Shop for Smart Way™ Frozen Vegetable Pot Pie (7 oz) at Kroger. Find quality frozen products to add to your Shopping List or order online for Delivery or Pickup.
www.kroger.com
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
#Kroger added a #vegetarian pot pie to its store brand this summer. Not sure if they're trying to lower my cholesterol, or if they're worried I won't be able to afford meat in the future #Trump economy.
www.kroger.com/p/smart-way-...
www.kroger.com/p/smart-way-...
#Ypsilanti doing some landscaping and maintenance today on the city park in my neighborhood. It's a little weird that they're repainting gates which haven't been closed once in the 13 years I've been living here. They should probably just remove those.
September 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
#Ypsilanti doing some landscaping and maintenance today on the city park in my neighborhood. It's a little weird that they're repainting gates which haven't been closed once in the 13 years I've been living here. They should probably just remove those.
It takes a lot to make me want to visit Grand Rapids, but I couldn't ignore my favorite band's reunion tour. Here comes #RiloKiley!
September 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It takes a lot to make me want to visit Grand Rapids, but I couldn't ignore my favorite band's reunion tour. Here comes #RiloKiley!
Well, this headline is bullshit, because the biggest "economic challenges" #Trump faces are his own stupid policies.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Ahead of midterms, Trump faces inflation and unemployment challenges - The Washington Post
President Donald Trump faces a similar economic environment to the one that cost Kamala Harris the White House.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well, this headline is bullshit, because the biggest "economic challenges" #Trump faces are his own stupid policies.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to "Wicked Bizaare MI" yesterday. The art wasn't as good as @holybones.bsky.social and the crafts weren't as good as #FrankenFestDetroit. We won't be putting this event into our #Halloween rotation next year.
sites.google.com/view/wickedb...
sites.google.com/view/wickedb...
WICKEDBIZARREMI
*** Welcome 2025 Vendors***
** please join our wait-list for inside, outdoor is open **
*** NEW DATE for 2025***
Saturday Sept. 6th 2025
Wayne County Fairgrounds 10871 Quirk Rd. Belleville Mi 48111
sites.google.com
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to "Wicked Bizaare MI" yesterday. The art wasn't as good as @holybones.bsky.social and the crafts weren't as good as #FrankenFestDetroit. We won't be putting this event into our #Halloween rotation next year.
sites.google.com/view/wickedb...
sites.google.com/view/wickedb...